This will be a good opportunity for Nashville to get better. They’ll pick up another win, their stats will look better, they’ll gain confidence....
Orlando are stupid and they suck, so that's not really meaningful. Also, he was getting older by the time they took him from us. Also, I said that...
Coors sucks, and their beer tastes like dog pee. And Nashville are going to stomp us. Redwood Curtin and Six Rivers and Lost Coast make good...
Tough nuggies!! I was in Eureka last weekend. It was glorious! Nice weather, huge trees, good Mexican food, chocolate, and I drank a lot of good...
MPG was good, but we always played him out of position. We were stupid. Not that MPG was great, but he was good. Go Quakesfans!!
OK, so we finally have a DP #10. Luchi (and Ian) will actually play a #10 in the #10 position. So that’s a positive. Now, we just need to see if...
So this will be a good opportunity for them to get on track. There's no chance in hell we win this game. They are going to stomp us. Go Quakesfans!!
This would require that Luchi’s be a good coach, which he’s not. Go Quakesfans!!
I think a lot of people in and around MLS dislike us. But they dislike us because we’re screw-ups. We’re a shit show in a clown car. We’ve been...
No, that just means that we take the lead, and then give it up. We still suck.
I think I will carry on being a wastrel for the rest of the weekend and check out the score After we lose. It will be less stressful that way. Go...
I see from these charts, that um … we suck. I need to drink more. Go Quakesfans!!
Oh, we give up a lot of goals on second balls. There's kaos in the box, and we miss the bouncing ball. We think we've cleared it, but it's only at...
I can go with that. Also, it's not like anyone gives a squat what I think. Go Quakesfans!!
Thanks for all the help on this. I think that we play like crap. We're poorly organized, we don't work well together, we ball watch too much. My...
They are shaky, and uncoordinated. Also, Gruezo is a terrible d-mid. Don't overlook the shit DM. Our guys don't play like a unit. They are not...
F! the Beckhams, and anyone related to them!
10 seconds seems awfully tight for getting off the pitch. What if you’re on the opposite side of the pitch and don’t hear your number called the...
No. We’re shit.
Thanks! By the eye test, which is probably biased and inaccurate, it looks to me like our defenders are crap and give up a ton of shots with next...
I think a lot of the goals we’ve given up are on the defenders more than the ‘keeper. Or, is this supposed to factor out the defense? Go Quakesfans!!
I still have some in my fridge! It was pretty good at lunch. I need to go to that place more often. They are just a few blocks away. Yumm.
We paid a ton to Almeyda, AND all of his assistant coaches. And we bought a lot of expensive and sub-par players. Remember the FOM's? What if we...
I remember 1999! I was almost young! And I'd say that was four MLS lifetimes ago, at least. The league is massively different, and better now....
Just wait! The wheels are coming off! I predict multiple goal losses on the immediate horizon. Buckle up!! Go Quakesfans!!