A monkey who is one of the main attractions at London zoo has claimed that he will walk off if anybody makes footballer noises at him this summer....
Disclaimer: For the benefit of the po-faced amongst us, what you are about to read is something I like to call "humour". It is not trolling....
Joey Barton, the QPR cod-philosopher and twitter-bug who was controversially sent off in the match against Manchester City on Sunday, for elbowing...
Congratulations, Spurs, on finishing in a possible CL place for next season. I say "possible" because, as I'm sure you're aware, your...
Bloody hell.....you blokes left it late, didn't you..? Then again, I wouldn't expect City to do it any other way. But many, many sincere...
A chicken was subjected to a humiliating and degrading ordeal during Monday's game between Blackburn and Wigan, in which Blackburn were relegated...
An ambassador from the far future, sent as a goodwill mission from Earth many centuries to come, has reported ‘encouraging progress’ in...
The final whistle at Ewood has just gone and Wigan have relegated Blackburn by winning 1 -0. Offering genuine commisserations and looking...
And so we're outta here. It's been a long three seasons, and it's had it's highs and lows along the way. We're proud to be going up with 100+...
So, you were going to make the Premiership secure tonight were, you, Wayne..?
Congratulations to the lads for finishing as League One Champions for 2011 / 12 season. It's been a long, hard slog, but we got there in the end....
A 17-year-old Norwich City fan has angered the club he supports by leaking pictures of their new yellow and green kit which is identical to their...
Both Liverpool and Chelsea fans agree that neither side has any chance of winning the cup following the FA's decision to appoint a referee to take...
The team of highly trained, specialist cardiac doctors and nurses who saved Fabrice Muamba's life are wondering if anybody has noticed that,...
Arsenal 1 Wigan Athletic 2 How have they done this..? In recent weeks, this team, supposedly rock bottom in the Premiership and stick-on...
British teenage platform diving sensation Tom Daley looks set to team up with Manchester United midfielder Ashley Young to bid for gold at this...