Trump Presidency Tweets Too

Everything is fine. https://t.co/nLUvQgNBdv pic.twitter.com/ysBnn8sfOA

— Daniel W. Drezner (@dandrezner) November 12, 2019

"Trump is replacing formal relations among nations in several cases with family-to-family relationship, or crony-to-crony relationships." https://t.co/cWicJ7CNBl

— Daniel W. Drezner (@dandrezner) November 13, 2019

Does this defense usually work?

Defense atty: During the trial, I will demonstrate that my client is a moral abyss. In his mind, any action that feeds his appetite for wealth, power, & approval is acceptable & even good. Therefore, he can never form the requisite corrupt intent.

— L L Copp 🌻 (@GretiaLee) November 12, 2019

 

https://t.co/JBbUSO4rPE pic.twitter.com/7KjGGuBApX

— Bad Fox Graphics (@BadFoxGraphics) November 14, 2019

Where’s Marquitos gif when you need it?

 

Holy Shit! Rudy/Trump confidant DiGenova spouts wild list of bananas conspiracy theories after hearing: "There is no doubt that George Soros controls a large part of the foreign service part of the State Department and the activities of FBI agents overseas who work with NGOs." pic.twitter.com/J7ulAKXvb3

— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) November 14, 2019

 

So let me think here for a while:

The GOP and their voters were mad at the wonkiness of Obama and Hillary (and yeah all those other given features), so they elected this group made of criminals, college dropouts, embellishers, religious fanatics, racist, nazis, xenophobes, traitors, failed business people, conspiracy theorists and sexual predators, in order to Make America Great Again?

OK, Brummie has a point. We cannot let them vote again.

 

Trump retweeted this.

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Twitter raging on presidential time:

Where’s the Fake Whistleblower?

— Unfollow Trump (@UnfollowTrump) November 14, 2019

....that the House Democrats have done since she’s become Speaker, other than chase Donald Trump.” This Impeachment Hoax is such a bad precedent and sooo bad for our Country!

— Unfollow Trump (@UnfollowTrump) November 14, 2019

 

Krugman is right. What will these clowns try to pull on day two? Nothing is beneath them.

But they did all that ON THE FIRST DAY. And it didn't work, except in the alternative Fox News universe. So I'm wondering what comes next. Do the conspiracy theories get even crazier, accusing everyone of being on Soros's payroll? 3/

— Paul Krugman (@paulkrugman) November 14, 2019

 

'You are welcome Galaxy fans' - Zlatan - 'God can only carry you so far'.

 

Sometimes you just gotta love Pelosi for the more subtle things she does, like shade trump

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Considering their defense that was overachieving.

 

"If they impeach President Trump for blackmail or extortion or making threats or demands, they have to call President Trump a liar to do it." - John Ratcliffe, setting the bar a little low.

— Noah Rothman (@NoahCRothman) November 13, 2019

 

....Ambassador Sondland did not tell us, and certainly did not tell me, about a connection between the assistance and the investigation.” THE FAKE IMPEACHMENT INQUIRY IS NOW DEAD!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 15, 2019

We aren’t going to do that. Demented people say demented things.

 

Oh I remember. It went a little something like this:

"We don't care how he (doesn't) get us out of the ME, just that he does(n't). At least he's (not) doing something over there unlike that drone-loving warmonger and starter of at least 10 ME wars, Barack Hussein Obama."

 

Obama - "Yeah we left a bunch of our allies to die but at least we're pumping oil." Gives a big smile. The Scandal of the Year. Trump does the same, and there will essentially be silence in response.

The double standard is a chasm.

 

I'm not sure what more context I can give this past what's in the actual text everyone can see, so I'm putting it in here to not anger the delicate sensibilities of tweet-haters who haven't just disabled them It's good humor, not news. Maybe this is the pizzazz NBC needs to take the hearings more seriously, lol.

Jim Jordan's constant anger makes him incomprehensible most of the time, so if you replace what he says with Boomhauer dialogue, there really isn't much difference. pic.twitter.com/5hmOkRFVFt

— Mike Beauvais (@MikeBeauvais) November 14, 2019

 

And I can promise you, Trump doesn't even know what the Geneva Convention is.

 

A treaty for losers?

 

A porn star gathering?

 

Wait, you can do that?

Oh, and bigsoccer is pretty funny if you read everybody's post in Boomhauer-voice.

 

Expect witness tampering to be an article of impeachment. https://t.co/HtcXcbVgms

— Justin Amash (@justinamash) November 15, 2019