Trump Presidency Tweets Too

Sen. Ken Cramer (R-ND) on Trump’s decision to award G7 summit to his own Miami property: “It may seem careless politically, but on the other hand there's tremendous integrity in his boldness and his transparency”https://t.co/50KObtK7q9

— Catherine Rampell (@crampell) October 18, 2019

 

I think he spelled the word corruption wrong. Never seen it start with an I and end in a Y.

 

Boldness is the new Illegal.

 

Transparency? If Trump hadn't told the public that the G7 conference would be at the Doral, then people wouldn't have figured that out?

Lord, what the cultists will do and say to excuse every Trump action. If gibberish is what the task requires, gibberish is what they will deliver.

 

Such a disgrace that the Do Nothing Democrats are doing just as their name suggests, Doing Nothing! USMCA anyone?

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 19, 2019

 

People are talking about Trump's protuberant diaper-driven frontbutt in this video, and deservedly so, but spare a minute for his steadfast refusal to let his wife anywhere near his giant golf umbrella. https://t.co/MtlEq4BjyL

— David Roth (@david_j_roth) October 18, 2019

 

This timeline is worth looking at to truly understand Turkey right now.

1184894514617634817 is not a valid tweet id

 

Left, Fox's Hannity, 9:01 p.m.
Right, Trump, 10:16 p.m. pic.twitter.com/69YhtKtU0g

— Matthew Gertz (@MattGertz) October 19, 2019

 

Destroying the world just to prevent your hotel chain from going bankrupt a seventh time is the dumbest supervillain plot of all time

— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) October 18, 2019

 

It started with second anchor on Fox and Friends being a policy making position. As he sheds people like a C-130 throwing chaff hell soon be reduced to Foxs legal team running his official defense.

 

Flares, not chaff. Chaff isn't very easy to see when jettisoned.

 

....Therefore, based on both Media & Democrat Crazed and Irrational Hostility, we will no longer consider Trump National Doral, Miami, as the Host Site for the G-7 in 2020. We will begin the search for another site, including the possibility of Camp David, immediately. Thank you!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 20, 2019

 

Screw that. Gold star my ass. Good thing my ass. This reminds me of a comedy bit that Chris Rock did, in which he talked about being tired of giving people credit for shit they are SUPPOSED to do. Undoing stuff you shouldn't have done in the first place (and knew you shouldn't) should not even get you back to break even on the scale - much less to gold star status.

 

And that's precisely the problem. Trump gets the benefit of increasingly low expectations. So if he doesn't poop his pants walking to the chopper, he is hailed as a conquering hero by his fans and media. Enough of that. I am holding him to the standard of the most powerful man on earth - not to that of a court jester.

 

You are neither his fan nor media, per my post, so I wasn't talking about you.

 

Problem is he's entering senile old White grampa phase where expectations can go even go lower. "Oh Grampa is saying racist shit again and letting NATO allies invade their neighbors. Someone get him a kitten to play with"

 

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Acting chief of staff is collateral damage from Trump's G-7 reversal:
-Mulvaney had publicly touted Doral as the single best summit location in all of the US.
-Mulvaney had dismissed Camp David as especially poor site; Trump just suggested Camp David as a Doral alternative.

— Philip Rucker (@PhilipRucker) October 20, 2019

 

squad goals!!!! pic.twitter.com/hFD0pzMtmF

— jordan (@JordanUhl) October 18, 2019

 

Um, what?!? Lol

 

81.8% of black People who like Trump are white.

That’s just science.

 

Oh... dafuq?

Sen. Graham says US is looking to launch a joint-venture with the Kurdish forces in Syria and run the oil fields together. Also says US wants a DMZ between Turkey and Kurds, patrolled by international forces, with US air support: https://t.co/xv4GwjRCEI

— Dion Nissenbaum (@DionNissenbaum) October 20, 2019