Trump Presidency Tweets Too

The "Mandate of Heaven?"

Is that the one that... oh fvck it, you senile old bastard.

 

An evangelical not loving mooslim on mooslim violence? Have I been wrong about Yahweh Yoda all along?

 

That "ungodly," ghoulish motherf*cker is still alive?

 

Maybe we're in the midst of the End Times and no one has let us Coastal Elite heathens in on the secret.

 

He moved on Lindsey like a bitch:

Graham calculated: If he didn’t play golf with Trump and indulge his penchant for pillow talk, Trump would be putting and chatting with Rand Paul, listening to the counsels of isolationism, appeasement and international amorality. He was not simply the adult in the room; he was the adult BFF in the room, who would temper Trump’s worst instincts.

And then came Trump’s decision.

Despite Graham’s compulsive turd-polishing of the past few years, Trump didn’t even consult him before making the decision to abandon the Kurds. Graham, who had given up so much self-respect to prevent just this outcome, was not even in the room. He didn’t even get a text.

This is the thing about Faustian bargains. The price is high and the rewards turn out to be illusory. They end badly.

This week, Lindsey Graham, found that out the hard way. I wonder what they’ll talk about the next time they go golfing together

https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2019/10/07/trump-lindsey-graham-syria-kurds-turkey-229541

 

This week, Lindsey Graham, found that out the hard way. I wonder what they’ll talk about the next time they go golfing together

LG "So how's Melania?"

DT "Who?"

LG "Ok - just hit the ball, Donnie"

 

Speaking of Melania

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I bet Lindsey wishes it was a man date. NTTAWWT.

 

There's not. But since LG is a big lover of war, I could see him more with a swarthy 30-something former Iraqi soldier now grad student.

 

These dour GOP pointy noses always turn out to have been looking for man dates all along.

 

Locker room banter?

When Republicans say our nation‘s laws are “just a joke,” they mean it.

They treat our country as a joke, our communities as a joke, and our future as a joke.

For the GOP, as long as the rich get richer, they are happy to play games with American lives. https://t.co/y8TRhgeHkG

— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) October 8, 2019

 

Why are fluff pieces on her popping up right now?

 

Because she was a fluffer in her 20s? Not sure

 

Play Freebird!

I think that Crooked Hillary Clinton should enter the race to try and steal it away from Uber Left Elizabeth Warren. Only one condition. The Crooked one must explain all of her high crimes and misdemeanors including how & why she deleted 33,000 Emails AFTER getting “C” Subpoena!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 8, 2019

"Your honor, I would like to testify, but you're running a kangaroo court. BTW I'm totally not guilty."

I would love to send Ambassador Sondland, a really good man and great American, to testify, but unfortunately he would be testifying before a totally compromised kangaroo court, where Republican’s rights have been taken away, and true facts are not allowed out for the public....

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 8, 2019

 

1) Republicans'

2) That second quote is an impeachable act in and of itself. Congress is executing its Constitutional right, and the President is breaking the Constitution by not participating.

Now is the time when we will learn how many of the people who genuflect to the Constitution know and/or care what is in there.

 

....understands that while we only had 50 soldiers remaining in that section of Syria, and they have been removed, any unforced or unnecessary fighting by Turkey will be devastating to their economy and to their very fragile currency. We are helping the Kurds financially/weapons!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 8, 2019

 

this incredible idiot thinks that the term "kangaroo court" comes from the TV show Captain Kangaroo pic.twitter.com/CxVd8aSggL

— Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog) October 8, 2019

 

Well, in fairness to Little Lyin' Man, he did ask the PM of Australia to get involved and do his personal bidding, so of course it involved Kangaroos.

I'm just waiting for someone to hold out a plastic cafeteria knife and throw it away "A noife? That's not a noife!" and then pull out a hunting knife and stick it between Trump's ribs. "Now that's a noife!"

 

Law School Applications Increase Upon Realization That Any Fucking Idiot Can Be Lawyer https://t.co/AVgd9XY96q pic.twitter.com/mTRFCdfIww

— The Onion (@TheOnion) October 8, 2019

 

And President!

 

Gordon Sondland just went from being the Ambassador to the EU to being the Ambassador to the FU.

— Mr. Newberger (@jeremynewberger) October 8, 2019

 

Deep State indeed

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