The "Let's All Laugh at aust!n" Thread

Discussion in 'Columbus Crew' started by jack sticker, Jan 14, 2019.

  1. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    This is accurate.

    Mark Abbott literally invented MLS. When Rothenberg was organizing WC 94, someone pointed out that the fed was obligated to launch a pro league in the US. So Rothenberg grabbed a young associate in his law firm - Abbott - and gave him the job. After the Cup Abbott dumped the entire MLS structural plan on his desk and that's essentially exactly what it still is.

    But I'll go you one better: isnt Abbott the guy who Mayor Adler says called him in 2014 and asked how they'd like a team in Austin? Adler himself says that he told him "Sure, but we dont have anyone who would be willing to pay the expansion fee" and Abbott told him " dont worry about that"

    I think Abbotts fingerprints are all over the Austin move. Some indications are that he might be the prime mover.

    Either way, hes at least as guilty as Garbs.
     
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  2. Timon19

    Timon19 Member+

    Jun 2, 2007
    Akron, OH
    You do know that an exclamation point means negation of what follows, right?
     
  3. don gagliardi

    don gagliardi Member+

    San Jose Earthquakes
    Feb 28, 2004
    san jose
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Latham & Watkins in LA, as I recall. And Abbott was a wet-behind-the-ears first- or second-year associate at the time. Truly remarkable right-place-at-the-right-time story.
     
  4. 110toyourleft

    110toyourleft Member+

    Jan 27, 2007
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Isn't that where Arnie Becker started out?
     
  5. KCbus

    KCbus Moderator
    Staff Member

    United States
    Nov 26, 2000
    Reynoldsburg, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I know. I had to read the start of Archer's post four times because I couldn't figure out if he was agreeing or disagreeing with the != he quoted.
     
  6. MLSinSTL

    MLSinSTL Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Mar 20, 2009
    Ohio - near a city
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    != I did not know that
     
  7. KCbus

    KCbus Moderator
    Staff Member

    United States
    Nov 26, 2000
    Reynoldsburg, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    , f***ers.
     
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  8. Timon19

    Timon19 Member+

    Jun 2, 2007
    Akron, OH
    != much easier.
     
  9. TKyle

    TKyle Moderator
    Staff Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 28, 2014
    Nordecke’s Porch
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    So, you’re thus saying that typing “!=“ is not much easier. Got it.
     
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  10. Timon19

    Timon19 Member+

    Jun 2, 2007
    Akron, OH
    !!!=
     
  11. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite BS XXV

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    If Mark Abbot and/or Don Garber come...

    Can there, please, please be a "NEW PHONE, WHO DIS?" two-stick?

    Or whatever the 2019 edition of that meme is, if that meme is no longer relevant. Whatever.
     
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  12. TheRealBilbo

    TheRealBilbo Member+

    Apr 5, 2016
    Yes. all characters are in the ASCII set. That other one isn't on my keyboard. It's also better than <>, which is pretty Basic.
     
  13. shoplifter

    shoplifter Member

    Apr 2, 2009
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    ++Programmer jokes
     
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  14. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I dont know what your issue is. Did you read the first line of my response where I said that I agree with you?

    This place just gets weirder and weirder
     
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  15. Timon19

    Timon19 Member+

    Jun 2, 2007
    Akron, OH
    I know that tone is hard to gauge, but there is no issue. It's a love tap. It's a poke. Stand down.
     
  16. Belgrano

    Belgrano Member

    Mar 5, 2014
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
  17. WhiteHartShame

    WhiteHartShame Member+

    Nov 16, 2008
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Once again that slithering snake should do a little homework. There are some negative connotations to this Austin "Los 27" bs. Some amazing musicians have died at age 27, the term "Los 27" has already been used for this group of musical legends who passed on way too early. Come on Tony, respect your rock-n-roll roots.
    [​IMG]
     
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  18. zman31

    zman31 Member+

    May 5, 1999
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    So they're already taken 37,000 deposits. They are now taking an additional deposit to have a chance to randomly win a top 27 selection spot?

    Next put down a $69 deposit to have a random chance to be "One Hot Number" to pick your seat after the dead rockers get their chance.

    Kick in your $100 deposit to rep the #512! Be close to your phone for your chance to choose your seat after the worst of all sex positions and dead musicians.

    Seats are going fast, put in your $50 deposit for a chance to break the sound barrier and be one of 767 to make a big boom in our new stadium!
     
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  19. TheRealBilbo

    TheRealBilbo Member+

    Apr 5, 2016
    Should there be a 420 in there somewhere?
     
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  20. zman31

    zman31 Member+

    May 5, 1999
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Damn, knew I forgot a significant one.
     
  21. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite BS XXV

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

    "Hi! I'm Billy Mays for Austin FC! Place your Membership Deposit now thru October 18th, and you will be entered into a lottery for a chance to become one of Los 27. This exclusive club of 27, randomly chosen, will be the first to select their seats at Austin FC’s Stadium. So place a deposit today and be one of the Los 27.

    Yes, YOU can join "the 27 club!" Join people like Kurt, Janis, Jimi, Jim, Amy and many more! Don't delay! Call today! 1-999-555-2727. That's 1-999-555-2727. Calls cost 27 cents per minute because do you really think we'd spring for the 800 number? We're that cheap."
     
  22. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    So, I'm confused here.

    If they now in fact have, as they claim, 37,000 seat deposits for a 20,000 seat stadium, why - just today - did they send their entire email list a solicitation:

    [​IMG]
     
  23. crewfan_in_columbus

    Feb 25, 2001
    Columbus is home
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Because it's all a den of lies.
     
  24. cleazer

    cleazer Member+

    May 6, 2003
    Toledo, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Why are you on their e-mail list?
     
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  25. Timon19

    Timon19 Member+

    Jun 2, 2007
    Akron, OH
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