Crew Sheep League Season XVII (new players welcome)

Discussion in 'Columbus Crew' started by cleazer, Apr 5, 2019.

  1. DrunkandDisorderly

    Mar 17, 2008
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    I've been day drinking since 1 so anything I say from here out is the alcohol speaking.
     
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  2. DGA57v2

    DGA57v2 Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Apr 1, 2019
    I'm toast but I wasn't there. At least I knew enough that Cunningham wouldn't be on the plaza as he was scheduled for the tent.
     
  3. Draghignazzo

    Draghignazzo Member+

    Feb 24, 2007
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    I'm having an FCC level week.
     
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  4. cleazer

    cleazer Member+

    May 6, 2003
    Toledo, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    11. have you raked any leaves this year?
    no - 50
    yes - 2



    (That's like a double loss for those 2 people. Not only did they have to rake leaves, but they also lost out on sheep league.)







    12. now give me a word that rhymes with Tatooine
    Halloween - 6
    Higuain - 5
    Magazine - 3
    Dantooine - 2
    Clean - 2
    Poutine - 2
    Mean - 2
    Cuisine - 2
    Jellybean - 2
    Bluejean - 1
    Pantene - 1
    Green - 1
    Heroine - 1
    Matoon - 1
    Boinge - 1
    Tattooing - 1
    Joline - 1
    Trampoline - 1
    Gasoline - 1
    Vaseline - 1
    Dramamine - 1
    Go-between - 1
    Spleen - 1
    Ruin - 1
    Shmatooine - 1
    Submarine - 1
    Picayune - 1
    Tangerine - 1
    Wintergreen - 1
    Platoon - 1
    Grenadine - 1
    Tambourine - 1
    Monsoon - 1
    Baboonie - 1
    None - 1


    (Dantooine is the perfect answer. But there are actually lots of really good answers here: gasoline, tambourine, Higuain, etc, but Halloween is definitely a worthy one.)






    13. do have a AAA membership?
    yes - 28
    no - 24







    14. what do you have more of in your refrigerator right now: pizza, water, salad stuff, or lunchmeat?
    water - 16
    lunchmeat - 13
    salad - 12
    pizza - 11






    15. The best US National Park to visit, besides Yellowstone, Grand Canyon, Yosemite, Great Smoky Mountains, Rocky Mountain, Everglades, Acadia, Glacier, Badlands, Grand Teton, Olympic, Arches, Mammoth Cave, Big Bend, Cuyahoga Valley, Joshua Tree, American Samoa, Bryce Canyon, Biscayne, Canyonlands, Black Canyon of the Gunnison, Capitol Reef, Crater Lake, Carlsbad Caverns, Zion, and Channel Islands (list of US National Parks HERE)
    Denali - 31
    Congaree - 8
    Indiana Dunes - 2
    Sequoia - 2
    Dry Tortugas - 2
    Hawai'i Volcanoes - 1
    Mount Rainier - 1
    Wind Cave - 1
    Jellystone - 1
    Sleeping Near National Lakeshore - 1
    ???? no answer - 1
    I don't give a ---- - 1


    (Has anybody here actually been to Denali? I sure haven't. I've never even been to Alaska.

    I'm going to assume the 3rd to last person meant Sleeping Bear Dunes National Lakeshore, but sleeping near national lakeshore is much funnier.

    Indiana Dunes is another one that wasn't even a legit option a few years ago. I used to drive by it all the time when I was working in Chicago and Michigan City. Unlike Denali, it's a nearby place that we could actually realistically go to.)
     
  5. cleazer

    cleazer Member+

    May 6, 2003
    Toledo, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Crew Sheep Open Cup Semifinal Results



    DrunkandDisorderly vs hardhead
    298 vs 316
    hardhead is the winner!

    TownKrier vs 110toyourleft
    314 vs 298
    TownKrier is the winner!





    A huge upset! Somebody actually knocked DrunkandDisorderly out!
     
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  6. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    @DrunkandDisorderly, are the drunk posts forthcoming? Will you get carded by the victor?

    @hardhead, you are a great mod, but my good wishes for the final are on the other side of the playing field.
     
  7. Minnman

    Minnman Member+

    Feb 11, 2000
    Columbus, OH, USA
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I've been to Denali twice, and been fortunate enough to see Mt. McKinley both times (it's often shrouded in clouds). I worked my way through college in Alaska, for four summers. My family moved there after I graduated from high school. Alaska national parks have a scale that's hard to wrap your mind around. Denali is nearly 5 million acres, but is only the third largest national park in Alaska (and the country). As I recall, it's roughly the size of Massachusetts and has only one 87 mile road in the entire park. It's a stunning, awe-inspiring, humbling place.
     
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  8. cleazer

    cleazer Member+

    May 6, 2003
    Toledo, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Just for that National Park testimonial, I'm going to give you a top ten finish this week.
     
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  9. kgilbert78

    kgilbert78 Member+

    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    United States
    Dec 28, 2006
    Cowlumbus, OH
    Club:
    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Indiana Dunes is nice--climbing a dune is rather intense exercise.
     
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  10. cleazer

    cleazer Member+

    May 6, 2003
    Toledo, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    CREW Sheep League Season XVII Week 8 Final Results



    1 DOGSO 345 52 + 5 bonus = 57 points
    2 the_rickler 343 51
    3 djtrinidad 339 50
    4 boomshea 338 49
    5 Minnman 334 48
    6 Aaron d 329 47
    7 west ham sandwich 328 46
    8 Ch(Elsey) 324 45
    9 Alneri 319 44
    10 YeahMorgan 318 43
    11 hardhead 316 42
    12 TownKrier 314 41
    13 hungariansteven 312 40
    14 BigStern 310 39
    15 TKyle 309 38
    16 nkycrew 307 37
    17 crewfan_in_columbus 304 36
    18 DGA57v2 302 34.5
    18 jairadballerina 302 34.5
    20 110toyourleft 298 32.5
    20 DrunkandDisorderly 298 32.5
    22 GoCrew1996 295 31
    23 ZipSix 294 30
    24 DAK77 292 28.5
    24 Dr.Fever 292 28.5
    26 TheNormalOne'sCrazyWife 288 27
    27 zman31 287 25.5
    27 eboe 287 25.5
    29 kgilbert78 286 24
    30 Draghignazzo 285 23
    31 foozer 283 22
    32 LiverCrew 282 21
    33 LaMacchia 275 20
    34 KHT_Crew 269 19
    35 ColumbusFTW 267 18
    36 odave 265 16.5
    36 Big J 0526 265 16.5
    38 DAFCrew 264 15
    39 TRUJDUB 261 13
    39 Crewster 261 13
    39 Robbiegoal 261 13
    42 TyphonInc 246 11
    43 redi44crew 245 10
    44 MLSinSTL 243 9
    45 Kyle Crew 235 8
    46 stanger 230 7
    47 Crew96Fan 226 5.5
    47 General Disarray 226 5.5
    49 614life 223 4
    50 thenewXB 220 3
    51 Sagz 210 2
    52 Tobias C 194 1
     
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  11. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Now I have not lived the presumably fantastical life of @Minnman. But... Have I mentioned my parents’ quest to go to every national park? They have currently visited 35, but they emphasize that number does not include national monuments.
     
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  12. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Just a shot in the dark...Is donating points allowed?

     
  13. Draghignazzo

    Draghignazzo Member+

    Feb 24, 2007
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    It wasn't good, but I didn't suck as bad as I expected. I was thinking bottom 5 finish.
     
  14. cleazer

    cleazer Member+

    May 6, 2003
    Toledo, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Overall Crew Sheep League Season XVII
    Standings After Week 8:




    Division One

    1 GoCrew1996 351.5
    2 jairadballerina 342.5
    3 110toyourleft 337.5
    4 LiverCrew 331.5

    5 TKyle 328
    6 DAK77 315.5
    7 hardhead 306

    8 DrunkandDisorderly 286
    8 TheNormalOne'sCrazyWife 286
    10 foozer 258
    11 Crewster 250
    12 Draghignazzo 246
    13 chr1st 214.5
    14 djtrinidad 211
    15 614life 199.5
    16 puttputtfc 199
    17 Kyle Crew 194.5
    18 ZipSix 193.5
    19 Nostradumass 54
    20 Hamburgler03 9






    Division Two

    1 ColumbusFTW 312
    2 TownKrier 301.5
    3 hungariansteven 295.5

    4 DOGSO 280.5
    5 BigStern 278.5
    6 Ch(Elsey) 267.5
    7 west ham sandwich 264.5

    8 KHT_Crew 251
    9 odave 238.5
    10 zman31 224.5
    11 Aaron d 207
    12 Robbiegoal 161
    13 nkycrew 159
    14 DAFCrew 154
    15 General Disarray 119.5
    16 thenewXB 112.5
    17 TyphonInc 89
    18 CrewV Man 0
    18 Tony Danza 0
    18 beast01 0






    Division Three

    1 Alneri 338.5
    2 Minnman 328.5
    3 Dr.Fever 270.5
    4 DGA57v2 264

    5 YeahMorgan 229.5
    6 kgilbert78 224
    7 the_rickler 220.5
    8 MLSinSTL 214.5
    9 boomshea 197
    10 Big J 0526 194

    11 redi44crew 185.5
    11 eboe 185.5
    13 Tobias C 172.5
    14 POdinCowtown 164.5
    15 ibrew 160.5
    16 TRUJDUB 141.5
    17 crewfan_in_columbus 139
    18 Sagz 132
    19 LaMacchia 124
    20 Crew96Fan 116
    21 Indy83 110.5
    22 PSHSSoccerDog3 74.5
    23 stanger 52.5
    24 Crew Chuck35 17







    top 4 spots qualify for Champions League
    places 5-7 qualify for Champions Cup
    automatic promotion places
    promotion playoff places
    relegation zone



    Only 2 weeks to go, and the top of Division One still looks like we're heading for a tight finish. Any one of those top 5 players could win the whole thing!

    And the bottom of Division One is even closer. There's almost nothing separating ZipSix from 614life.

    DOGSO's win this week brought him right back in to contention for one of the automatic promotion spots in Division Two. Nothing has been decided there.

    On the other hand, down in Division Three, Alneri and Minnman seem to have automatic promotion locked up. Luckily for everyone else, there are still a bunch of other promotion spots up for grabs.
     
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  15. DrunkandDisorderly

    Mar 17, 2008
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Fortunately, I passed out on the couch watching my Bungles lose so I didn't get a chance to make a fool of myself here. Congrats on the victory @hardhead!
     
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  16. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Unfortunate for us.
     
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  17. 110toyourleft

    110toyourleft Member+

    Jan 27, 2007
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Bummer. Well played!
     
  18. cleazer

    cleazer Member+

    May 6, 2003
    Toledo, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Crew Sheep Open Cup Final




    hardhead vs TownKrier





    So close to glory!
     
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  19. DrunkandDisorderly

    Mar 17, 2008
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    I can't believe that only one other sheep answered Friedel. Arguably the greatest American keeper of all time. That and answering Trapp on the who will be here next season blew the chance for victory.
     
  20. Big J 0526

    Big J 0526 Member+

    Columbus Crew SC
    United States
    Sep 8, 2010
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    last 5 collapse. a tale as old as time.
     
  21. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Clear delineation between Bigsoccer join dates on this question/answer?


    Also, can we go into a discussion on how mulching blades are worth the extra cost so that we never, ever have to rake leaves again?
     
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  22. Indy83

    Indy83 Red Card

    Red star belgrade
    Russia
    Jul 4, 2019
    I still have not regained my will to live after putting sky line chili
     
  23. TownKrier

    TownKrier Member

    Jul 15, 2006
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I suspect it was because you were resting starters vs a lower league side to make a run at the league title race, but I’ll take it.
     
  24. Crew96Fan

    Crew96Fan Member+

    Jul 27, 2013
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    This game is dumb and stupid and I'm not very good at it
     
  25. LaMacchia

    LaMacchia Member+

    Jul 12, 2008
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
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