Hell Is Real & It's Watching Ohio's Teams Play Each Other: Crew @ Cincy | Match 29 - 8/25/19 6:00 PM

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What will be the result of the Crew's 8/25/19 match vs Cincinnati?

Poll closed Aug 25, 2019.
  1. Win by two or more goals

    21.4%
  2. Win by one goal

    30.4%
  3. Hell Is Real Loss (aka Canadian Win (née Tie))

    17.9%
  4. Lose by one goal

    7.1%
  5. Caleb Porter Disasterclass (formerly Lose by two or more goals)

    3.6%
  6. Now What's the Fuß?: Crew score ≥2 goals, take >12 shots, & concede 0 goals (worth 2 points!!)

    14.3%
  7. "When the end of the world comes, I want to be in Columbus because Cincy sucks." - Wil Trapp

    5.4%
  1. QuarkspaceDotCom

    Mar 14, 2000
    Deep in the Bluegrass Hinterlands
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    Wales
    In a related note, Grant Wahl crosses over the Gates of Delusion.

     
  2. Dr.Fever

    Dr.Fever Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Oct 19, 2018
    MLS shill be shillin'.
     
  3. Jim Bach

    Jim Bach Member+

    Bradford City Association Football Club
    May 11, 1999
    Land of the Lizard People, or so I'm told
    Club:
    --other--
    Nat'l Team:
    Palestine
    Bradford host Forest Green Rovers at 10:00 am tomorrow morning (our time) so this is straight up horse pucks.
     
  4. LaMacchia

    LaMacchia Member+

    Jul 12, 2008
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I just picked up Forest Green Rovers for a new career in FIFA 19. I'll let you know when I win Champions League.
     
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  5. Jim Bach

    Jim Bach Member+

    Bradford City Association Football Club
    May 11, 1999
    Land of the Lizard People, or so I'm told
    Club:
    --other--
    Nat'l Team:
    Palestine
    I'm actually a little conflicted about this match, since Forest Green are something of my 'second club' for their ethical stance regarding the environment:

    Forest Green Rovers: the (almost) 100% vegan football club

    The club is carbon neutral and do not sell any meat products on the grounds.
     
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  6. LaMacchia

    LaMacchia Member+

    Jul 12, 2008
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I was reading around wiki last night after I picked them and saw that. They also have a solar-powered robot that mows the pitch. Totally cool.
     
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  7. Crew96Fan

    Crew96Fan Member+

    Jul 27, 2013
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Especially with FCC going for a blue out.. The yellow will stand out so much more.
     
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  8. Kyle Crew

    Kyle Crew Member+

    Feb 23, 2013
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Vegan power lol.
     
  9. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    He truly is world class. Maybe someday the Crew might get to his level.
     
  10. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    For more of my quality Content, please see post 28157641.
     
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  11. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    We all have our moments. Hopefully posterity judges us with a forgiving light.
     
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  12. ZipSix

    ZipSix BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 20, 2000
    Boston, MA
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Nice posterity pun.
     
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  13. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Because of how I worded it, I kept thinking if I was spelling the word correctly.

    Glad you could appreciate.
     
  14. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    Is there an injury report somewhere?
     
  15. LaMacchia

    LaMacchia Member+

    Jul 12, 2008
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  16. 614life

    614life Member

    Jul 7, 2013
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    I like to think that you were typing the punchline of a joke that involved two donkeys who find themselves in some kind of wacky situation.
     
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  17. BigStern

    BigStern Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Oct 2, 2018
    Columbus by way of Lima
    The MLS one hasn't been updated since Wednesday so that doesn't help if there's a chance there is someone on the upswing. I don't know the exact timing but reporters are at training today (Myers mentioned speaking with Porter today on the Dispatch podcast yesterday) so we should see something from Myers or Murphy on twitter in the coming hours. I'll swing back through if I see anything.
     
  18. cleazer

    cleazer Member+

    May 6, 2003
    Toledo, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Sounds like Porter's plan was to make 6 changes from Wednesday:

    Room
    Afful Josh Mensah Maloney
    Trapp Artur
    Diaz Santos Mokhtar
    Zardes

    We'll just have to wait and see if we got a dozen new injuries in practice/NYC-postgame to change that plan.
     
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  19. Alneri

    Alneri Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Aug 3, 2018
    You have been waiting all season for this post, haven't you?
     
  20. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Starting to come in:
     
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  21. ZipSix

    ZipSix BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 20, 2000
    Boston, MA
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    BOS to CVG for HIR 2mrw.
     
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  22. BigStern

    BigStern Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Oct 2, 2018
    Columbus by way of Lima
    Just came in to post Myers tweet. Off to a roaring start...

    For those of you playing along, Waylon was the only person on the injury report that had been listed as Questionable. Nothings been really reported about Clark's injury so who knows about him. Keita is the only other person I think might be available for an upgrade. I'm guessing we'll be looking at the same available players as Wednesday.
     
  23. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Win by two or more.
     
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  24. ZipSix

    ZipSix BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 20, 2000
    Boston, MA
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Crew did win the last away game I attended by a score of 2-0.
     
  25. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Maybe CB9K should use some of that fat contract cash to make #ZipOnTour a permanent feature.
     
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