Aron Johannsson in Iceland

Mix would be highest paid! Ibra would play for free.

Oh, you meant... never mind.

 

In the squad this weekend:

Martin #Harnik will miss tomorrow's game due to illness. Get well soon, Hanno! 🤞@aronjo20 comes into the squad to replace him 🔄#werder #TSGSVW pic.twitter.com/fZLkwectll

— SV Werder Bremen EN (@werderbremen_en) May 10, 2019

 

Chances of Bacon playing meaningful minutes 0%
Chances of Bacon getting hurt while twiddling his thumbs on the bench 70%

 

Chances of the Rapids picking him up and paying him 500k per year for 3 years then watching him sit in the bench injured as they enjoy the wooden spoon trophy...
90%

 

Haha, I was thinking no one would pay him $500k/yr but you just might be on to something.

 

Ouch!!

Cross-breeding Eyore with a wasp. You're on a roll.

 

I liked the guy, but fibromyalgia is no joke. If I understand the condition , there are days it is probably extremely painful to even get out of bed. Pretty poor form to make light of an issue like that.

 

Who says he has fibromyalgia?

 

Bacon at Bremen no more:

🗨️ #Baumann:

"We will say goodbye to @aronjo20 before Saturday's match. He's been unfortunate with injuries but has never given up. He deserves a send-off.

No-one has made an enquiry about @milotrashica. He has become an extremely important player for us."#werder #SVWRBL pic.twitter.com/lHsROPIDWS

— SV Werder Bremen EN (@werderbremen_en) May 16, 2019

 

“Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these, 'It might have been.'”

 

Subbed on in the 87th minute for his last Werder appearance.

Pizarro scored the winner a minute later.

 

He had a five minute cameo as his goodbye today. Pizza scored, though, so he leaves without doing much.

 

Cincinatti could use a striker.

 

Yes, but do they need a fit striker? If they do, that rules Aaron out.

 

On the bench for a friendly:

Here's how we line up! 📋

SUBS: Plogmann, Pizarro, Möhwald, Rashica, Langkamp, Sahin, Johannsson, Plogmann, Barry, Schumacher, Ihorst.#werder pic.twitter.com/1qhiwFAJWz

— SV Werder Bremen EN (@werderbremen_en) May 20, 2019

 

Won 7-1. Pizzaro scored. Don't think AJ got on the field.

 

Possible move to Seattle?:

https://www.deichstube.de/news/werd...l-seattle-sounders-usa-transfer-12665815.html

 

They couldn't have picked a creepier picture.

 

at least they called him an ex-sturmer and not flop-sturmer like in latest B. Wood article.

 

I mean, 4g/4a in less than 1000' isn't setting the league on fire, but it's enough to make any reasonable fan ask "what if...".

 

of course he's likely to leave Germany, who would want a injury prone striker who hasn't proven anything?

 

Wasn’t his time with AZ (admittedly quite some time ago) similarly productive to Jozy’s?

He does get injured for longer than Jozy

 

AJ was good, but Jozy was more productive. 23 goals, and 16 goals for this two full years where as AJ was at 16 goals, and then 9 goals for his two full years.

A 7 goal difference each year or a 40% increase in productivity from Jozy.

 

He looks like the Night King without makeup.

 

Keep in mind AJ didn't have the same supporting cast as JA.