The "Let's All Laugh at aust!n" Thread

Discussion in 'Columbus Crew' started by jack sticker, Jan 14, 2019.

  1. crewfan_in_columbus

    Feb 25, 2001
    Columbus is home
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    “Unprecedented traffic” says the spewer of lies.

    Meanwhile, Austin techie calling bullshit saying it was a bush league attempt.




    Raise your hand if you’re surprised by this failure? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?

    F*cking twat donkeys
     
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  2. Draghignazzo

    Draghignazzo Member+

    Feb 24, 2007
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    I didn't even click that link to see what Two Buttons was spewing. I retract my prior call to erradicate, but next time maybe some context as to why we're getting video posts from douchebag central.
     
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  3. POdinCowtown

    POdinCowtown Member+

    Jan 15, 2002
    Columbus
    They released more stadium renderings this week. The seat banks look pretty steep. The club and suite renderings look pretty nice.
     
  4. jack sticker

    jack sticker Red Card

    Rangers
    United States
    Jun 5, 2018
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  5. DGA57v2

    DGA57v2 Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Apr 1, 2019
    I'm sorry. Why would you need caching and load balancing when you expect maybe 20 people to hit the site? :):):):):)
     
  6. crewfan_in_columbus

    Feb 25, 2001
    Columbus is home
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I don’t know what those are, but maybe they only planned for 10?
     
  7. B-M-T

    B-M-T Member

    Jun 23, 2001
    Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  8. 110toyourleft

    110toyourleft Member+

    Jan 27, 2007
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    There is no precedent for sales for them so anything over 0 is unprecedented. They just weren't prepared.
     
  9. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

    What the hell does this mean?

    A single Amazon EC2 Linux 2 instance IP with no something something?
     
  10. RafaLarios

    RafaLarios Member+

    Oct 2, 2009
    Medellín
    Club:
    Atletico Nacional
    Nat'l Team:
    Colombia

    They just put a server in the "cloud" (the cloud its just a servers in other people's datacenter) without any way to ensure it handles any kind of significant load.

    They just weren't prepared and incompetent
     
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  11. ScootiePippin

    ScootiePippin Red Card

    Liverpool
    United States
    Dec 5, 2017
    San Antonio, TX
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  12. Timon19

    Timon19 Member+

    Jun 2, 2007
    Akron, OH
    Can you tell me (preferably sourced from a publication prior to the past week) what the previous record was, what it actually was for, and what the new record actually is and means?
     
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  13. RafaLarios

    RafaLarios Member+

    Oct 2, 2009
    Medellín
    Club:
    Atletico Nacional
    Nat'l Team:
    Colombia
    WHat is the record?... BEcause the link automatically redirects me to the spanish site with month old news (they seem to not bother to update their news in spanish).
     
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  14. crewfan_in_columbus

    Feb 25, 2001
    Columbus is home
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  15. POdinCowtown

    POdinCowtown Member+

    Jan 15, 2002
    Columbus
    It's odd to claim a record but not say what it is or what the old record was. How do they know it's a record?
     
  16. Kyle Crew

    Kyle Crew Member+

    Feb 23, 2013
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Jesus christ, you just can't help yourself, can you? So desperate to show off that Austin has..... renderings of a stadium... and Anthony Precourt as an owner.

    If you're trying to make us jealous, or show us that we lost somehow, you're failing miserably. Precourt is a comically incompetent owner, I feel sorry for you.

    Thanks for stopping by!!
     
  17. ScootiePippin

    ScootiePippin Red Card

    Liverpool
    United States
    Dec 5, 2017
    San Antonio, TX
    #1267 ScootiePippin, Jun 12, 2019
    Last edited by a moderator: Jun 12, 2019
    You guys were so busy grasping at straws. The day isn't over yet, why announce the number this early. Thought I would drop a little dose of reality.
     
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  18. stanger

    stanger BigSoccer Supporter

    Nov 29, 2008
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I would say that claiming a record, without actually saying what that record is, would be grasping at straws.

    But hey, we have an ownership group that isn't made up of daddy's handouts.
     
  19. Kyle Crew

    Kyle Crew Member+

    Feb 23, 2013
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    If your sole intent is to come in here and stir up shit, I kindly ask you to leave. Austin self-fellating has it's own thread elsewhere.
     
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  20. Timon19

    Timon19 Member+

    Jun 2, 2007
    Akron, OH
    Neat sleight of hand, there.
     
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  21. MLSinSTL

    MLSinSTL Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Mar 20, 2009
    Ohio - near a city
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    This is MLS and and PoopieShitpen has yet to learn that they are liars. And by they I mean all of them.

    Except our new owners and GM. They’re perfect in every way.
     
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  22. ScootiePippin

    ScootiePippin Red Card

    Liverpool
    United States
    Dec 5, 2017
    San Antonio, TX
    Have fun in MLS 1.0. There's a reason Columbus is only active subforum on here. This site is mostly just a joke to watch from a distance.
     
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  23. Timon19

    Timon19 Member+

    Jun 2, 2007
    Akron, OH
    We accept your lack of any citations and your surrender as you slink away.
     
  24. Kyle Crew

    Kyle Crew Member+

    Feb 23, 2013
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    That's true. It's also true that you've lurked on here for the better part of 1.5 years reading all of this, replying sporadically, lurking some more. You've posted here in the Cbus forum, in multiple Austin threads, USMNT threads, Bundesliga threads.

    So, I mean.... you're kinda part of this joke site as well, yeah???
     
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  25. jack sticker

    jack sticker Red Card

    Rangers
    United States
    Jun 5, 2018
    Why yes we are a mature market that has followed our team for 20 plus years now. We are not a bunch of 20 somethings chasing the new shiny thing.
     

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