The "Let's All Laugh at aust!n" Thread

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  1. jack sticker

    jack sticker Red Card

    Rangers
    United States
    Jun 5, 2018

    Hipsters are a sub set of Millennials. Since you seem to be in charge of them can I officially be declared not a Millennial. I was born in 1983 so I am borderline.
     
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  2. jack sticker

    jack sticker Red Card

    Rangers
    United States
    Jun 5, 2018
    The oldest Gen Zers are in college. So I am going to say the drink Keystone/Natty Light.
     
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  3. Timon19

    Timon19 Member+

    Jun 2, 2007
    Akron, OH
    How do you manage to be so consistently wrong?
     
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  4. Kyle Crew

    Kyle Crew Member+

    Feb 23, 2013
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    For alcohol, hipsters and a decent amount of millennials do seem to like IPAs. As a millennial, I just don’t get it, IPAs are fvcking disgusting, all of them.
     
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  5. Kyle Crew

    Kyle Crew Member+

    Feb 23, 2013
    Columbus, Ohio
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    Columbus Crew
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    United States
    That is how you know he’s a millennial lol.
     
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  6. Timon19

    Timon19 Member+

    Jun 2, 2007
    Akron, OH
    This is probably true.
     
  7. russ

    russ Member+

    Feb 26, 1999
    Canton,NY
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    U WOT M8?
    Signed,late boomer whose family drank PBR.
     
  8. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    What about street tacos, tater tots and Asian fusion bowls? Who likes what?
     
  9. stanger

    stanger BigSoccer Supporter

    Nov 29, 2008
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I like everything that has been mentioned.

    And I'm old.
     
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  10. TheRealBilbo

    TheRealBilbo Member+

    Apr 5, 2016
    There are generations that don't like tater tots [emoji79]
     
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  11. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    Ten years ago tots weren't on menus. Now, tots and totchos are everywhere. Who's behind this?
     
  12. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite BS XXV

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

    Chromebook?
     
  13. Kyle Crew

    Kyle Crew Member+

    Feb 23, 2013
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Who the fvck doesn't like tacos, tots, and asian bowls, period?

    Only unpatriotic communists, that's who.
     
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  14. don gagliardi

    don gagliardi Member+

    San Jose Earthquakes
    Feb 28, 2004
    san jose
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    looking for 20 something w 30 years experience.jpg
     
  15. Kyle Crew

    Kyle Crew Member+

    Feb 23, 2013
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yeah, something like this. I mean, who the hell has a desktop these days besides

    1) Old people or

    2) People who are programmers or other computer intensive jobs or

    3) PC gamers or

    4) Russian hackers

    Chromebooks, tablets with connective bluetooth keyboard and / or mouse, or just giant phones.
     
  16. Kyle Crew

    Kyle Crew Member+

    Feb 23, 2013
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Well, I mean, hiring gramps with his jitterbug cellphone that has buttons the size of quarters probably won't end well when he's the manager or your digital media / social media marketing team. Or anything to do with tech.

    Hell, my father-in-law was some sort of management type (not super high up, but not the bottom of the totem poll either) with P&G until recently. He's retired now, and is taking a couple college classes locally for fun. He took one about how to use Facebook. *checks phone* yes, it is 2019, and we still have people that don't know how to use Facebook.

    Also, if you still use Facebook regularly as your primary social platform and have no idea what Tik Tok, Snap, or Insta (a.k.a. 'The Gram') are and don't know how to use them, you're old LOL, give up on social media. Social media is trash that is slowly decaying us as a society anyway, but hey, check out this link to InfoWars and this Grumpy Cat meme.
     
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  17. don gagliardi

    don gagliardi Member+

    San Jose Earthquakes
    Feb 28, 2004
    san jose
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Age discrimination is illegal.

    My dad, who's in his 80s now, actually introduced me to computers nearly 50 years ago, pre-Pong (Google it), at his mainframe at work. I'm the Luddite in my family. I just relinquished my Blackberry for an I-phone last month. My dad has designs on the I-pad Sprint gave me for free when I traded in the Blackberry. "You don't know how to use it anyway," he said. :)
     
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  18. Timon19

    Timon19 Member+

    Jun 2, 2007
    Akron, OH
    Dafuq?
     
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  19. Timon19

    Timon19 Member+

    Jun 2, 2007
    Akron, OH
    My Chromebook - which I bought off of an older relative who didn't know what horrors awaited her - has been rendered useful by the installation of chrx with Gallium (pronounced "marshmallow with Gallium").

    But only barely useful, since the display is far too small to be of use for anything but full screen browsing. Not a lot of compiling going on, either - the storage is puny. Maybe some Python trickeration. Certainly excellent for administration of all devices in the house, because ssh doesn't require anything fancy and the browser covers the rest.

    Also excellent for penetration testing, hopefully.
     
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  20. Timon19

    Timon19 Member+

    Jun 2, 2007
    Akron, OH
    Ah, youth. Where confusing using technology with designing or creating it actually earns you points with similar "users" and literally no one else.

    I thought Bookface was uncool. Not embarrassed to have never used it.

    Gibberish gibbers.

    [​IMG]
     
  21. TheRealBilbo

    TheRealBilbo Member+

    Apr 5, 2016
    It's for people that don't use Android or iStuff. Fewer people use it than used Windows Phone. There are a number of schools that bought a bunch of Chrome books a couple of years ago. My son got one. Never used it.

    See also: Google Docs.
     
  22. Timon19

    Timon19 Member+

    Jun 2, 2007
    Akron, OH
    You realize that ChromeOS is a a nerfed Android, right? Including that you can install from Google Play? Of course Android is nerfed itself.

    Google docs is shit, itself nerfed, and intentionally further nerfed on browser/OS combos Google doesn't like, entirely for nontechnical reasons.
     
  23. WhiteHartShame

    WhiteHartShame Member+

    Nov 16, 2008
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
     
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  24. Kyle Crew

    Kyle Crew Member+

    Feb 23, 2013
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Fixed.
     
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  25. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I dont know why exactly but I find this entire post disturbing
     

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