Stadium Porn: The Portlandia Edition

Discussion in 'MLS: News & Analysis' started by Yoshou, Apr 19, 2017.

  1. firefan2001

    firefan2001 Member+

    Dec 27, 2000
    Oswego, Illinois
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    9 sections done, 18 to go.
     
  2. Kejsare

    Kejsare Member+

    Portland Timbers
    Mar 10, 2010
    Virginia
    Club:
    Portland Timbers
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  3. firefan2001

    firefan2001 Member+

    Dec 27, 2000
    Oswego, Illinois
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Section with the letter "S" is next and one more roof support.
     
  4. aperfectring

    aperfectring Member+

    Jul 13, 2011
    Hillsboro, OR
    Club:
    Portland Timbers
    They've started to put the roof on the street side. About half of the arcade tie downs are in place, and it looks like the last piece of the cantilever roof supports is going in today.
     
  5. flange

    flange Member

    Jul 15, 2014
    Portland, OR
    Club:
    Portland Timbers
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    It's too bad there isn't a webcam view of this side. I check the inside-the-stadium view several times a day.
     
  6. Kejsare

    Kejsare Member+

    Portland Timbers
    Mar 10, 2010
    Virginia
    Club:
    Portland Timbers
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  7. flange

    flange Member

    Jul 15, 2014
    Portland, OR
    Club:
    Portland Timbers
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
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  8. Kejsare

    Kejsare Member+

    Portland Timbers
    Mar 10, 2010
    Virginia
    Club:
    Portland Timbers
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    ALERT
    ALERT
    ALERT

    THIS IS NOT A DRILL! MY SEATS HAVE BEEN INSTALLED! AGAIN THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

    ALERT
    ALERT
    ALERT
     
  9. fairfax4dc

    fairfax4dc Member+

    Dec 5, 2008
    Fairfax, Va
    Seats? I thought that out in the Pacific Northwest standing is mandatory. ;)

    Great stadium made even better with this expansion.
     
  10. flange

    flange Member

    Jul 15, 2014
    Portland, OR
    Club:
    Portland Timbers
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Mine too, as of today. This is AWESOME.
     
  11. Yoshou

    Yoshou Fan of the CCL Champ

    May 12, 2009
    Seattle
    Club:
    Seattle Sounders
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You need somewhere to store you team issued 12”x6”x12” clear bags. ;)
     
  12. fairfax4dc

    fairfax4dc Member+

    Dec 5, 2008
    Fairfax, Va
    Let's face it, that's a gender thing. Why must women carry five pounds of gear everywhere? It's been suggested they have certain feminine needs, but I've yet to meet a woman who needs a 12' x 6' x 12' bag for such products. Stadium lines would be much shorter if women learned to use their pockets.

    Just sayen...
     
  13. flange

    flange Member

    Jul 15, 2014
    Portland, OR
    Club:
    Portland Timbers
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I'm going to get myself in trouble for saying this, but women's clothing doesn't generally have useful pockets. As someone who enjoys the views this provides, I'm personally ok waiting a few more minutes in line to keep things the way they are.
     
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  14. PTFC in KCMO

    PTFC in KCMO Member+

    Aug 12, 2012
    Club:
    Portland Timbers
    That’s why men become their pack mules.
     
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  15. fairfax4dc

    fairfax4dc Member+

    Dec 5, 2008
    Fairfax, Va
    Hadn't thought of it that way. Yes I prefer the look of tight jeans without bulges. Not that there's anything wrong with our fellow supporters who might prefer the other!
     
  16. don gagliardi

    don gagliardi Member+

    San Jose Earthquakes
    Feb 28, 2004
    san jose
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Portlandia has moved beyond gender assumptions. :)

     
  17. flange

    flange Member

    Jul 15, 2014
    Portland, OR
    Club:
    Portland Timbers
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    A sacrifice I'm willing to make.
     
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  18. fairfax4dc

    fairfax4dc Member+

    Dec 5, 2008
    Fairfax, Va
    This kind of attitude could lead to those of us who identify as male losing our historical advantage in accessing stadium restrooms.
     
  19. PTFC in KCMO

    PTFC in KCMO Member+

    Aug 12, 2012
    Club:
    Portland Timbers
    God bless the person who invented Lycra.
     
  20. fairfax4dc

    fairfax4dc Member+

    Dec 5, 2008
    Fairfax, Va
    Okay, enough potty talk. I've heard a rumor that with no football team using your stadium natural turf might be a possibility. Any truth to it? That great historic stadium with natural turf would be truly p**norgraphic. Even better, it would be true stadium love.
     
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  21. NashSC

    NashSC Member+

    Nashville SC
    United States
    Jan 3, 2018
    I really want to post some pictures of times I don't want to bless the person who invented it
     
  22. Yoshou

    Yoshou Fan of the CCL Champ

    May 12, 2009
    Seattle
    Club:
    Seattle Sounders
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yes. It is a possibility. Paulsen has made at least one comment about it being a thing.
     
  23. Kejsare

    Kejsare Member+

    Portland Timbers
    Mar 10, 2010
    Virginia
    Club:
    Portland Timbers
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  24. I Touchdown There

    Med
    United States
    Jun 15, 2017
    You've clearly never seen a woman wearing pants. Those pockets aren't really capable of holding anything.Just sayin.
     
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  25. ToMhIlL

    ToMhIlL Member+

    Feb 18, 1999
    Boxborough, MA
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yes, both my wife and daughter remind me of this when I complain when I can't reach either of them on their cell phones.
     

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