Nelson Rodriguez Career Deathwatch

Can you say loaned out to whatever USL team we are affiliated to this year.

 

We send them international players, they send us college kids. Everybody is happy.

 

https://www.dirtysouthsoccer.com/20...t-2018-mls-club-and-executive-awards:thumbsup:

Marisa Colaiano Community Relations Department of the Year presented by MLS WORKS – Chicago Fire

 

Cheap, available, and doesn't take up an international slot, this year's Michael Harrington is the perfect accessory for the GM on a budget!

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By filling out your roster with vaguely familiar names you too can deceive the casual fan and desperate season ticket holder alike into unwarranted preseason optimism as they recall your MIchael Harrington's once promising future, or now distant glory.

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Post of the year so far for 2019.

 

Wrote up some thoughts on the lawsuit involving the @ChicagoFire. Will probably get worse before it gets better. #cf97 #MLS

Some Thoughts on the Lawsuit Involving Bridgeview and the Chicago Fire https://t.co/WutAMgNUyV via @turneresq

— Miki Turner (@turneresq) January 16, 2019

 

How many Alvaro Fernandezes, Frederico Puppos and Gaston Pueraris can we get with 7 Michael Harringtons?

 

none.

I think the exchange is something like:

10 Michael Harringtons = 1 Federico Puppo
2 Federico Puppos = 1 Alvaro Fernandez
4 Alvaro Fernandez's = 1 Gaston Puerari

 

He’s a loser.

 

and good at it.

 

He just plain... sucks.

 

Still employed.

 

Ambition
am·bition
/amˈbiSH(ə)n/
noun

1. a strong desire to do or to achieve something, typically requiring determination and hard work.
   
   Antonym;
   Chicago Fire
   

 

Nelson Rodriguez in MLS:

62 wins.
109 losses.
32 draws.

1.01 PPG Average
30.5% Win%

No wins in MLS cup playoff competition.
No US Open Cup Championships.
No Conference Championships.
No Supporters' Shields won
No qualification to Continental Competition.

2 wooden spoons ('99 Metros and 2016 Fire).

 

3 Wooden Spoons (2015 Fire)

On his way to a 4th.

 

Hey, SOMEBODY's gotta be at the bottom.

 

Does it have to be us every year?

 

But, but, the consistency!

Truss the procezz!

 

Any moron can settle for trying to win, and exist in a horrid state of anonymimmityimmity. But to consistently come through as losers in a league desperate to achieve parrotry...why, its SHEARED GENUS!

 

Apropos of nada, my band The Wild Oscars will be performing at the Ravenswood Tavern tomorrow, starting at 3:00. Only the finest in poseur Irish punk, mere steps...steps, I tell you, from the Montrose Brown Line.

All proceeds will go toward our goal of making it look like a Pawndo / Nellie desperate love clinch gone horribly...murderously remorse...horribly wrong.

Allegedly.

 

Tricky!

Nelson was announced as the new GM of the Fire on September 30th (the same day Andy fed the moldy potato to the garbage pandas). Nelson's official first day with the club, however, was said to be October 19th.

The Fire clinched the wooden spoon on October 18th 2015.

We can agree to disagree, but Andy, Bliss, Yallop and the rest of the gang earned the spoon without Nelly's help.