Thank you sir, I'll have another--Dumbest Post Thread

I would want him for LAFC if he was a couple of years younger, but even now he'd be a demon anywhere. Almeyda should try and get him to go to SJ.

 

Flavor??

This dude has been pushing hard comparing the mls final to the libertadores

 

Grant Wahl is such a tool

Douche has a punchable face as well

 

Lainez won't last too much longer in Mexico. Which club in @MLS should he move to? @ATLUTD?@LAFC? @torontofc? #LigaMXEng #MLS

— Victor Araiza (@victoraraiza) December 7, 2018

 

No mames, mang. He can come after a good 15 years in Europe.

 

Soy americanista de toda la vida, sin apasionamientos. Difiero, a Diego Lainez lo veo solo como "juvenil" pero no más allá. Su gol de ayer no justifica estar en el primer equipo, desde mi punto de vista su complexión física no da solidez al conjunto.

— Jorge Ramos H. (@JorgeRamosH1) December 7, 2018

 

What the fvck does this even mean? Lol

 

No pues que pendejo está ese guey

 

GOAL NORDSJÆLAND! Amon involved in the build-up to the goal and its 1-0 late. Great trap to settle the ball, Amon then slides it down the left side to a teammate, and it’s crossed in and flicked for the goal.

— Joe Gould (@twelfthyank) December 10, 2018

1072235798429401094 is not a valid tweet id

damn, son he's getting credit for making a basic pass, lol.

 

top 5 in unsuccessful dribbles. yikes!

 

Que necesita ser arropado al menos otros cinco o seis años.

 

I could, if I wanted to, be that guy and say the MLS Cup final out-drew Chelsea-Man City.

But I have work to do, and you all would blow my mentions to smithereens, so I will pass on it and let someone else have the pleasure. https://t.co/6xFzBpKWMb

— Jonathan Tannenwald (@thegoalkeeper) December 13, 2018

 

A younger player bumps him out of the XI at Dortmund so it only makes sense he lands at a high profile team

 

Nah man, cue the Pulisic to Real Madrid rumors

He’ll fill Cristiano’s spot

 

Haha

 

Bundesliga statistics per 90 minutes of play (minimum 90min of play)


Pulistruggle:
Top 3 in Unsuccessful dribbles
Top 5 in Dispossessed
Top 6 in Unsuccessful Touches
Ranked 341 out of 361 in Accurate long balls
Ranked 125 out of 404 in Accurate short passes
Ranked 65 out of 378 in Inaccurate short passes
Ranked 118 out of 253 in Pass success percentage

#YIKES!

https://www.whoscored.com/Regions/8...PlayerStatistics/Germany-Bundesliga-2018-2019

 

I can see Klopp knocking on the door already.

 

1074297301831684097 is not a valid tweet id

 

¿12 MILLONES DE DÓLARES POR ORBELIN PINEDA?

ESPERAMOS A HECTOR MORENO Y MARCO FABIAN @JLHB33 @Amauryvz pic.twitter.com/PnD11mQPbP

— Maus (@extremanacional) December 18, 2018