Crew Sheep League Season XVI

Discussion in 'Columbus Crew' started by cleazer, Oct 15, 2018.

  1. Draghignazzo

    Draghignazzo Member+

    Feb 24, 2007
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    I tried, but I got filet/steaked out of a bunch of points, and then if a few other shepards answered correctly on one or two answers other answers I (possibly) had him. It's all up to 614life now.
     
  2. kgilbert78

    kgilbert78 Member+

    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    United States
    Dec 28, 2006
    Cowlumbus, OH
    Club:
    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    "How was I to know, he was with the Russians too"... Warren Zevon, Lawyers, Guns, and Money
     
  3. KHT_Crew

    KHT_Crew Member+

    Mar 29, 2003
    Queen City, OH
    Week 9 is still happening this week, correct?
     
  4. TownKrier

    TownKrier Member

    Jul 15, 2006
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Resounding alright.
     
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  5. BigStern

    BigStern Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Oct 2, 2018
    Columbus by way of Lima
    Ah shit. I got it confused with the "Will GGG be the USMNT coach in August 2022" question. Either way, that answer did flip in a matter of a week.
     
  6. 614life

    614life Member

    Jul 7, 2013
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Uh oh
     
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  7. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    It was 25 - yes, 24 - no before the late asshole's responses were entered!


    Hey. Good luck!
     
  8. cleazer

    cleazer Member+

    May 6, 2003
    Toledo, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    CREW SHEEP LEAGUE XVI Week 9 Questions

    It doesn't matter if you played last season or not, everyone is welcome to play.

    PM your answers to cleazer


    -Remember, the goal is to try to guess the most popular answer.
    -Don't post any answers in this thread, PM them to me.
    -Anyone can play
    -Try to send your answers in by noon on Friday. Results will be posted sometime Friday afternoon.




    1. who was the Crew's best player in 2018?
    2. who was the Crew's second best player in 2018?
    3. who was the Crew's third best player in 2018?
    4. who was the Crew's fourth best player in 2018?
    5. who was the Crew's fifth best player in 2018?
    6. who was the Crew's sixth best player in 2018?
    7. who was the Crew's seventh best player in 2018?
    8. The Cure: Boys Don't Cry, Fascination Street, or Why Can't I Be You?
    9. Talk Talk or The The?
    10. Britney Spears, J-Lo, or Lady Gaga?
    11. raw cookie dough: yes or no?
    12. what weather would you prefer: "15 degrees and clear" OR "65 degrees and raining"?
    13. have you ever been to Disneyland?
    14. is your house a mess?
    15. Sting's most underrated song: Desert Rose, Fragile, or Mad About You?







    Good luck. Remember to PM your answers to me, don't post them anywhere.
     
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  9. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    What is today?
     
  10. ZipSix

    ZipSix BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 20, 2000
    Boston, MA
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yeah, nothing better than a seven deep ordinal ranking, followed by a bunch of arbitrary pairings.
     
  11. Hamburgler03

    Hamburgler03 BigSoccer Supporter

    Aug 31, 2000
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Answers submitted.

    Confidence level: low
     
  12. Alneri

    Alneri Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Aug 3, 2018
    Hey. You cut that out.
     
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  13. Big J 0526

    Big J 0526 Member+

    Columbus Crew SC
    United States
    Sep 8, 2010
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    the day of days
     
  14. cleazer

    cleazer Member+

    May 6, 2003
    Toledo, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    34 players so far

    the top 9 scores right now:
    312
    289
    289
    288
    287
    287
    286
    286
    281


    the bottom 9 scores right now:
    247
    247
    247
    229
    227
    225
    219
    218
    144



    Of note, Mr 144 did not include any joke answers.
     
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  15. crewfan_in_columbus

    Feb 25, 2001
    Columbus is home
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The ONE week I don’t make light of the questions with my tongue in cheek answers, I get called out for it. Nice.
     
  16. JB-CBUS221

    JB-CBUS221 Member+

    Columbus Crew SC
    United States
    Jul 19, 2018
    Columbus, Ohio
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I didn't put any jokes in either since I was rushing around today so I guess we'll find out who the loser and winner is.
     
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  17. Draghignazzo

    Draghignazzo Member+

    Feb 24, 2007
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    IT'S A TRAPP!!
     
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  18. TKyle

    TKyle Moderator
    Staff Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 28, 2014
    Nordecke’s Porch
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    With Christmas nearly upon us, I'm reposting this (after some editing and revision). I composed it a few Decembers ago, in honor of our beloved commissioner, Cleazer, who, at the time, was notorious for not posting Sheep League answers on the promised Fridays. (He has done a much better job of that lately, and I know many of the shepherds, including myself, are thankful for the reduced anxiety!!).

    The Cleaz who Stole Fridays

    Every sheep down in Sheep League liked Fridays a lot
    But the Cleaz, who lived north of Columbus, DID NOT.
    The Cleaz hated Fridays, the whole Sheep League season
    Now please don’t ask why, no one quite knows the reason.
    It could be perhaps his Crew hat was too tight.
    It could be his bourbon or scotch was not right.
    But whatever the reason, his head or his booze
    He stared at his screen those nights hating the ewes.
    Then, one Thursday night, with a sour, Grinchy frown,
    Knowing warm, lighted laptop screens all around town
    Were stared at by shepherds who wanted to see
    How wrong and ridiculous the answers might be.
    Action flicks, match results, National Parks on display,
    U2 songs, player ranks, steak or filet.
    Synonyms, antonyms, yes or no polls,
    “Who will win,” favorite songs, number of goals.
    “They’ve PM’ed their answers,” Cleazer snarled with a sneer.
    “Tomorrow is Friday, it’s practically here!!”
    Hamburglar, DnD, Drag, Crew V Man,
    Liver Crew, PuttPutt, ZipSix, Chr1st, West Ham.
    Their hooves on their F5 keys nervously drumming,
    “I must find a way to keep answers from coming!
    The sheep down in Sheep League will bleat and they’ll whine!
    If they don’t get their answers on Friday in time!
    That’s a sight I must see,” Cleazer grinned, harsh and mean.
    Cleazer paused, and he set his cold eyes to his screen.
    Then the sheep from their tablet screens there came a glow.
    It started out low, then it started to grow.

    “F—5 Friday, F—5 Friday!
    Welcome Friday, Sheep League Day…”

    Then the Cleaz, slightly drunk, in his horror film tee
    Started puzzling and puzzling. “Just how could this be?”
    He puzzled and he puzzed, til his puzzler was sore.
    Then Cleazer thought of something he hadn’t before.
    Perhaps Sheep League answers need not be on time.
    Maybe, Cleaz thought, that these flocks NEED to whine.
    And what happened then, well, in Sheep League they say,
    That the Cleazer’s small heart grew three sizes that day.
    ---
    Welcome Fridays, or Saturdays too
    To flocks in the Premiersheep, Divisions One and Two.
    Promotion spots are in our grasp
    So long as we have hooves to clasp.
    Welcome Fridays while we stand
    Heart to heart, and booze in hand.
    F5 Friday will stay true
    Just as long as ewe have ewe.
     
  19. jack sticker

    jack sticker Red Card

    Rangers
    United States
    Jun 5, 2018

    That is some talent.
     
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  20. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Was the purpose of this week's questions to remind us that our 2018 team was not really that good? If so, mission accomplished.
     
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  21. Hamburgler03

    Hamburgler03 BigSoccer Supporter

    Aug 31, 2000
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    This is nice. but don't expect any bonus points
     
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  22. Big J 0526

    Big J 0526 Member+

    Columbus Crew SC
    United States
    Sep 8, 2010
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    it me.
    just put steffen for all places. cant be worse than actually trying to guess who the majority of us think was the 7th best player
     
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  23. LiverCrew

    LiverCrew New Member

    Mar 28, 2014
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nice work, TKyle. Now, Cleazer (if that's your real name), F5 F5 F5.
     
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  24. LainfordExpress

    Columbus Crew SC; Los Angeles FC; Heart of Midlothian FC, Arsenal FC
    United States
    Jul 1, 2018
    Los Angeles, CA
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Somehow I forgot Stefan.

    *Hangs head in shame*

    I blame living in LA. On the bright side, I was finally able to buy a season tickets to LAFC, which I told them was only happening because the Crew were saved.
     

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