The 2018 Table :: Magic Numbers, Tragic Numbers & Other Curious Quantities

I have developed an immunity to such torture.

 

He falls most Rapidly who falls to Hell.......

 

We have no class apparently. Says Kyle.

 

As I pointed out over on the "WE-ARE-DOOMED" RSL board, my crystal ball shows highlights of the LAG-HOU game this Sunday. Guess which team is HOU? (Hint: They aren't wearing white).

 

Can I get an RSL jersey with Ibrahimovic?

What? RSL fans can hope, can't we?

 

Inconceivable.

 

You keep using that word. I'm not sure it means what you think it means.

 

You need to pronounce it with the right accent and lisp.

 

There was never any doubt.

 

Yay! Los Galaxios did an RSL and choked in a must-win game! Yay!

 

Hi, my name is Kejsare. I'm a new acolyte to the cult of Toast.

 

PRAISE TOAST JESUS

 

I am a sinner! I must repent! For I have doubted the Toast Jesus and my faith was shaken. False Prophet Zlatan led me stray and doubt the divinity and power of Toast Jesus.

But the truth remains that once you are declared toast, not even the mighty Zlatan can save you!

All hail Toast Jesus! May his toasty goodness be forever be blessed! Fiery toastiness to all heretics!

 

LOL Galaxy.

 

Praise Toast Jesus and all the Soccer gods!

 

And to prove that karma always wins, NYRB took the Supporter's Shield and set a new points record! LOL Atlanta!

 

Okay lemme take a whack at the faux scripture bit ... *ahem*

Hebreads 10:28 - "And lo, in the village of Carson, there was much weeping and gnashing of teeth."

Eh?

 

Zlatan!!! No!!! Why have you failed us??? Why????

 

"In Carson was there a voice heard, lamentation, and weeping, and great mourning, El-Lay weeping for her children, and would not be comforted, because the playoffs are not"

 

I guess Ztalan, he of the soccer highlight reel, is just a common man after all.