The 2018 Table :: Magic Numbers, Tragic Numbers & Other Curious Quantities

"True facts"?

That's so 2014.

 

Still rooting for ATL to win the SS...

 

Why is the Seattle @ Houston match listed under Week 33 for Houston but Week 34 for Seattle?

 

Book of Toasty Revelations, Chapter 3 Verses 13-15

Beware of false prophets, who promises Lazarakia to the misguided. It is written, once you are toast, you will remain toast. Lazarakia is false hope, do not fall into the trap!

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Although if there is one player to singlehandedly tempt Lazarakia and challenge the Toast God, it is Zlatan...

(And we don't need to worry about Vancouver. They will fall short, as usual)

 

Sometimes Toast Jesus wears a Zlatan jersey because he wants to pretend he's the Zlatan.

 

A mould upon his bread

 

Seattle

 

And to think, if we didn't have our annual resurrection LA Galaxy would already be in a playoff position!

 

Besides goal differential, what else is there to consider for the table? My team can't win on the road. We've over a decade's experience of futility that makes no sense and only gets worse over time.

I say tempt fate and roll with it. If something goes wrong....blame @Sounders78

 

I <3 that idea.

 

PRO wanted a special day for Drew Fischer's 100th regular season game as referee?

 

The game doesn't end until after midnight eastern.

 

It is written in the Book of Wonder (Bread) that "When the lion of Sweden arrives in the city of angels, there will be a wailing and gnashing of teeth near the Red River of Wasatch. And the bearers of Bimbo bread shall not be turned into toast, FINALLY, for once. Thus, The Toast Jesus will clad itself in the Raiment of the Lion and proclaim "Lo! I can’t help but laugh at how perfect I am!"

 

People never seem to notice that Alec Baldwin is a notorious narration hog as well.

 

Good thing Knave is in pacific!