MLS 2018 Week 1 Continuous PBP [Multiple R]

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  1. KensingtonSC

    KensingtonSC Still Lazy After All These Years

    FC Vaduz / Philadelphia Union
    Jan 7, 2010
    Andalusia, PA
    Club:
    FC Vaduz
    Robert Duvall or Will Ferrell? Context is necessary.

    Even since my son realized he could kick and not fall over, he's had a ball of some kind at his feet. Ever since he learned the word "Down", he's been telling me to lay down on the floor, so he could kick balls at me. (Must be laying down. Not allowed to sit up, otherwise he'll come over and push my shoulder and point to the floor saying, "Down! Down!") I'm hoping kid number two can stand in for me when it gets a little older because laying on the floor is not comfortable. Maybe my son will be a left back since he only kicks with his left, and the other kid will be a keeper.
     
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  2. KensingtonSC

    KensingtonSC Still Lazy After All These Years

    FC Vaduz / Philadelphia Union
    Jan 7, 2010
    Andalusia, PA
    Club:
    FC Vaduz
    Well, my son recognizes the Union logo, so whenever he sees it, he shouts "Nin-yin!" Luckily, most Union games start around his bedtime, so he's never really subjected to the Union.
     
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  3. KensingtonSC

    KensingtonSC Still Lazy After All These Years

    FC Vaduz / Philadelphia Union
    Jan 7, 2010
    Andalusia, PA
    Club:
    FC Vaduz
    My wife's step-sister is also pregnant, and she and her husband had this gender reveal thing (don't get me started on this nonsense), and they found it out the sex, and now it's just waiting for 5 more months for the baby to come. And there's a lot of excitement in that, but there was so much more excitement to not knowing. Spending all of your time trying to figure out what it might be, thinking about all the stuff you're going to do if it's a boy or a girl, trying to guess what it might be based on certain traits the woman is displaying with her pregnancy. All of that stuff would just go out the window if we found out. We really wanted to know, but it's a lot like Christmas. If you knew what you were getting for Christmas in June, all you'd be doing is counting the days to getting the gift, knowing what it would be, no matter how awesome. Not knowing is like waking up on Christmas morning to that awesome surprise you spent trying to figure out for 9 months. Or something like that.
     
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  4. KensingtonSC

    KensingtonSC Still Lazy After All These Years

    FC Vaduz / Philadelphia Union
    Jan 7, 2010
    Andalusia, PA
    Club:
    FC Vaduz
    Sorry to have hijacked the thread with my dad stuff.

    Yay MLS! Boo Union! Triple Boo Don Garber!
     
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  5. RafaLarios

    RafaLarios Member+

    Oct 2, 2009
    Medellín
    Club:
    Atletico Nacional
    Nat'l Team:
    Colombia
    If the children don't support MLS in the future you have failed as a parent.
     
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  6. JasonMa

    JasonMa Member+

    Mar 20, 2000
    Arvada, CO
    Club:
    Colorado Rapids
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Doubly so if they have an EPL team but no MLS team (unless you move to England during their childhood).
     
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  7. ArsenalMetro

    ArsenalMetro Member+

    United States
    Aug 5, 2008
    Chicago, IL
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    This is a-OK if you live more than 3 hours from an MLS team. At that point, every club is just one you watch on TV.
     
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  8. profiled

    profiled Moderator
    Staff Member

    Feb 7, 2000
    slightly north of a mile high
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    I'd love to see a map of what portion of the country falls outside of that 3 hour range.
     
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  9. ArsenalMetro

    ArsenalMetro Member+

    United States
    Aug 5, 2008
    Chicago, IL
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    It's a lot more than you'd think - it's where I was as a kid. 3:35 to RBA, 3:47 to Chester, 4:07 to Toronto, according to Google Maps right now.

    Though yeah, if someone else wants to throw that map together, I'd be really interested in it.
     
  10. profiled

    profiled Moderator
    Staff Member

    Feb 7, 2000
    slightly north of a mile high
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Just curious, when you were a kid what other sports teams did you end up being a fan off in a "dead zone" so to speak?
     
  11. ArsenalMetro

    ArsenalMetro Member+

    United States
    Aug 5, 2008
    Chicago, IL
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    I copied my dad, who also grew up in Upstate New York. Yankees, Knicks, Rangers, Cowboys (his dad was in the Navy, so was Roger Staubach). I've grown out of all of those except the Yankees, because 1) they were far more present in my day-to-day life than the others and 2) my childhood vacations, much to my mom's chagrin, were based around Yankees road trips.
     
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  12. Ismitje

    Ismitje Super Moderator

    Dec 30, 2000
    The Palouse
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    We adopted Real Salt Lake here on the Palouse because they were only eleven hours away, as opposed to San Jose when they were closest (15 hours). A "single" day's drive. Now we have Seattle 4.5 hours away, Portland 5.5 hours away, and Vancouver 7 hours away - but we already committed.
     
  13. JasonMa

    JasonMa Member+

    Mar 20, 2000
    Arvada, CO
    Club:
    Colorado Rapids
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    [​IMG]
     
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  14. profiled

    profiled Moderator
    Staff Member

    Feb 7, 2000
    slightly north of a mile high
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    #89 profiled, Mar 1, 2018
    Last edited: Mar 2, 2018
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  15. Kappa74

    Kappa74 Member+

    Feb 2, 2010
    Seattle
    Club:
    Seattle Sounders
    I want to think you're my favorite poster on BS, but the whole Huskie thing throws me off.
     
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  16. PTFC in KCMO

    PTFC in KCMO Member+

    Aug 12, 2012
    Club:
    Portland Timbers
    Huck the Fuskies.
     
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  17. Kappa74

    Kappa74 Member+

    Feb 2, 2010
    Seattle
    Club:
    Seattle Sounders
    F-ing A right brother.
     
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  18. JasonMa

    JasonMa Member+

    Mar 20, 2000
    Arvada, CO
    Club:
    Colorado Rapids
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Husky
    The Rapids, the only team to stretch completely across the country!
     
  19. PTFC in KCMO

    PTFC in KCMO Member+

    Aug 12, 2012
    Club:
    Portland Timbers
    Along. The stretch along the country.
     
  20. JasonMa

    JasonMa Member+

    Mar 20, 2000
    Arvada, CO
    Club:
    Colorado Rapids
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Along refers to one direction, so its snot really the exact word either.
     
  21. PTFC in KCMO

    PTFC in KCMO Member+

    Aug 12, 2012
    Club:
    Portland Timbers
    Along the Rocky Mountains?

    I dunno
     
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  22. JayRockers!

    JayRockers! Member+

    Aug 4, 2001
    Orlando City is truly America’s Wang.

    Thx,

    Jay!
     
  23. jaykoz3

    jaykoz3 Member+

    Dec 25, 2010
    Conshohocken, PA
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    So does that make Miami Beckham the Tip?
     
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  24. C-Rob

    C-Rob Member

    May 31, 2000
    Which makes the Dynamo America's ballsack.
     
  25. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    Fine. Fine. I'll post more.
     

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