Mexico's Football Related Random Thoughts Thread - Volumen Cincuenta Una

Calmado...you'll lose next week to Brighton, Watford, or Stoke City.

 

he was meters offside but what a cool finish!

#LigaPremierTD @Aubameyang7 debuta con gol y aumenta la ventaja del @Arsenal sobre @Everton pic.twitter.com/BY1NZ41WUi

— Telemundo Deportes (@TelemundoSports) February 3, 2018

 

4th goal was not even close to onside, but what a finish.

 

Porto fleeced City hard

Footage of Mangala's first 20 minutes in an Everton shirt. pic.twitter.com/iDpFw1Pnty

— Coral (@Coral) February 3, 2018

 

Dat Vela chip.

 

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Ramsey, and Mkhitaryan on fire!

#LigaPremierTD @aaronramsey sella su gran noche sobre @Everton con "Hat-trick". pic.twitter.com/AI7EqcVcqX

— Telemundo Deportes (@TelemundoSports) February 3, 2018

✅ Hat-trick of @aaronramsey goals
✅ Hat-trick of @HenrikhMkh assists

Not bad for a home debut... pic.twitter.com/uxZOS5Bcy6

— Arsenal (@Arsenal) February 3, 2018

Henrikh Mkhitaryan is now the first player in the Premier League this season to record a hat-trick of assists.

On his home debut too. 😎 pic.twitter.com/awzoK3jFO8

— Squawka (@Squawka) February 3, 2018

 

Bbbut Bbbut but he has no link up play and has the touch of a rapist.

 

Brace yourselves... LOL

SEÑORES, HA LLEGADO EL FIN DEL MUNDO.

PRIMER HAT-TRICK EN LA CARRERA PROFESIONAL DE AARON RAMSEY.

VAMOS A MORIR TODOS.

— MisterChip (Alexis) (@2010MisterChip) February 3, 2018

 

Stop, bruh. And wipe you chin, you missed a spot.

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

Is he showing improvement in those areas? Marginally. But please cease with the hyperbole.

 

It's a shame it took him reaching 30 to finally develop that aspect of his game.

 

Good. We need him.

 

Good game by Arsenal, even with Auba's goal being offside. Everton was pitiful, though. Like other Sam Allardyce coached teams, they've regressed to the mean. From a German perspective, I like Özil's current performance level. Hopefully he can preserve some of that for Russia.

On the other hand, Arsenal now has three mentally highly sensitive key players in Özil, Mkhitaryan and Aubameyang. It'll be interesting to watch how things go when the team hits the first obstacles. Wenger better starts shopping for pacifiers and diapers now, he'll need them when things go south.

 

It’s a amazing what a change in scenery can do for a player/person.

Yous a lie.

Rih's boots are fire. That's all I got.

 

Holy.... Que golazo, che boludo!

#TNTSports | Tremendo, espectacular, fantástico golazo de Nacho Scocco para el 2-0 de #River sobre #Olimpo. ¿El gol de la Superliga? pic.twitter.com/Vt7swp7quT

— TNT Sports Argentina (@TNTSportsAR) February 4, 2018