Thank you sir, I'll have another--Dumbest Post Thread

That's what Dortmund does best.

 

Y’all hear about the tide pod challenge?

Natural selection at its best.

 

.@FOXSoccer: "#Pulisic was the best player at #BVB this season." @kicker: "Pulisic is ranked eight in the attacking winger category behind teammate Maximilian Philipp." Fact is Pulisic tries very hard, but he is by no means a key player at the moment.

— Manuel Veth (@ManuelVeth) January 19, 2018

 

And is the same with all their prospects, it seems that every american in Europe is the best player in the team according to them. I honestly blame games like FIFA and FM, those guys take like 90% of their football knowledge from those things.

 

'Liga MX will be running scared' - Atlanta United's Ezequiel Barco signing the next step in #MLS evolution https://t.co/uTmZwCXy7B pic.twitter.com/tNurqgFHAx

— Thomas Floyd (@ThomasFloyd) January 20, 2018

 

No mames

 

Euro clubs will not pay ridiculous wages to someone who isn't proven. Once these young signings realize the level of play is low in the MLS, they'll start playing out their contracts and leave on free.

 

It’s the weirdest fkn thing

Just being English on a mid table team, you’re almost guaranteed a 78-80

 

Tecatito in-form card: 82!

 

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“Ouch!” Wtf

 

It's mind blowing really...Bradley runs around like a legend when playing against the nads...it's a joke and it's to placate snowflake nad fans.

 

Uff, by double broken leg they mean 1 leg broke twice or both legs?

 

Tibia and Fibula fractures

 

"Sure, Lionel Messi is the greatest player in the world and can score wondrous free kicks.
But he doesn't have DeAndre Yedlin's speed."https://t.co/QLiHdypl7V

— Gauchos Fùtbol (@GauchosARG) January 20, 2018

 

They should've used "jinkies!!!"

 

BRO...

'Liga MX will be running scared' - Atlanta United's Ezequiel Barco signing the next step in #MLS evolution https://t.co/uTmZwCXy7B pic.twitter.com/tNurqgFHAx

— Thomas Floyd (@ThomasFloyd) January 20, 2018

 

Sit yourself down !!!

 

Was that Chuky in the GIF?

 

Yes

One of the rare long balls in the game back in June

 

This:

I honestly think it's quite delusional.

No European team is buying a player from MLS for 20M. Mls is just not good enough for it to be a sound investment.

I think Atlanta fans are overtly optimistic and have bought into the "we're a selling club" personality even though they have sold no players and have absolutely no reason to believe any European team would buy one of their players for these prices.

 

I think they will eventually sell Martinez and Almiron for more than what they bought them for, but not Barco. Barco would have to get double digit goals and assists for like 2-3 seasons straight to be sold for more than what Atlanta paid for him.