PBP: MLS 2017 Week 8 Continuous PBP Thread [Multiple R]

San Jose players keep getting caught standing on the ball, thinking they have all day to make a move.

 

Six years late .. but what made him finally flip that switch. Hot damn. I can't make those jokes anymore.

 

A young Beasley would have SMOKED that guy there.

 

The posing after the goal is what got me. That's swagger. That's not something Nagbe usually does.

 

Mattocks

Dos a Cero Timbers.

 

Wait, Nagbe and Mattocks both score in the same game? What strange universe is this?

 

Dagger.

O canadia.

 

This is one of those days where I can't stop laughing at Carl's Jr as a sponsor next to the score bug.

 

The Whitecaps are terrible

 

Not as bad as Waston's haircut.

 

So the ref won't call fouls, but he will give yellows in favor of players faking getting hit in the face.

 

I don't know what is going on today but Nagbe shoots and scores, and for the first time in 2 years, I turn on the Univision game and I am actually getting the English commentary. I haven't changed any settings, but today the SAP is working. Every time that I spoke to Comcast about this issue in the past, they told me that it was my settings or that Univision was not providing the stream for them to put through. If I have to assign blame to myself, Univision or Comcast, I am blaming Comcast. Probably won't work next week anyway.

 

Was that a handball in the box? Hard to tell on my tv.

 

Confirmation that this is a strange parallel universe we have entered into.

 

" Being a Rapids fan when you're not really sick is really sick you know, really."

 

End-to-end stuff in the Kids Day Diaper Dash! 🏃🏃🏃 #ForeverOrange https://t.co/1V2DXnTgcq

— Houston Dynamo FC (@HoustonDynamo) April 22, 2017

 

Penalty for a Vancouver.

 

Damn!!!! Antinella saved the PK but Monterey put the rebound in.

 

You should be used to Montero scoring against Portland by now.

 

No penal here, penal there

Penalty saved, but the rebound is punished.

 

Again, I say. I dont get cascadia

 

ngoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool Houston Dynamo

 

Valeri has gotten his ass kicked today.

 

Remember, the worst Cascadia team in MLS standings at the end of the year tends to win the Cup. It's very simple.

 

2 goals halfway to 4.