Sex with a Chiropractor? That has to limit your options. What a clever way to enforce a "no sex" rule without seeming draconian, Dr. Funkiller.
Anyone hear from him? Chaffing, blindness, and/or kwashiorkor could be occurring by this point. Edit: Dammit, too slow with the jokes.
I think he may have tried the "trapeze position" without deploying the safety net. Either that or the "human cannonball" without a helmet. Too bad, I enjoyed his posts.
I imagine he'll sprint back to Mexico this summer, but there is an equal chance Coyle is fired and the new guy has the sense to play him.
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Great, no disrespect to Rolfe but I think a lot of us were looking to see Acosta-Sabo in the 4-4-2 in their current form.
I vaguely remember the TV guys saying that might get penalized retroactively. Just looking at the still shot - it's high, it's from behind and it's late (cuz the ball is gone). I also see Acosta probably starting as a silver lining, though I still would want Rolfe as a sub. Let's see what we can do with Sarvas, NDL, Acosta and Sabo up the middle of the team.
Seems like the DisCo has an axe to grind. The ref is staring right at the play. Shame it couldn't have been CJ Brown's leg getting snapped there. Thx, Jay!