Yeah, transfermarkt has the Fredy Hurtado on the roster and ESPN has it as Kennedy Hurtado. I'll believe transfermarkt over ESPN.
FYP A bottle was drank at the home opener. There's something alluring about it. Malort's like the McRib. The first time I had one out of curiosity, I was like: "this is the grossest thing at McDonald's and that's saying a lot." Yet, a couple weeks later, there I was eating another McRib and hating every minute of it. Malort is the same only it also gets you stupid drunk. Also it has the best fake advertising campaign ever:
In two weeks, I'll be touring the bourbon trail near Lexington. Sadly, I'll miss the Beam distillery that makes Knob Creek -- but unsadly I'll be hitting Buffalo Trace, Woodford and other wonderful wonders of wondrousness. Should be flying back just as LA is re-opening Seattle's wounds from last season -- so win-win.
That's some damn good tifo potential right there. I'm sure you'all could sneak in an AK reference somehow.
I could see something about the "unfriend" poster and #hauptmanout. I was just thinking we could hire someone out in LA to constantly spike Andrew's drinks with Malort until he sells the team. Hit everything from the milk in his breakfast cereal to his Seagram's and baby seal blood nightcap. He's not Chicago, he won't last long.
Have a likeness of Hauptman holding a bottle of Malört while offering a glass to a raccoon in a Fire jersey. Caption- "Poisioning the faithful since 2007".