MLS 2015 Week 3 Continuous PBP Thread [Multiple R]

Every game occurrence.

 

Very inauspicious start for Rob Lovejoy.

 

Is that Cobi Jones through my computer I hear?

He's just never got comfortable with the mic. Or the language.

 

Oh Shit. Villareal hit the ground hard.

 

When Keane retires, you Gals fans should dedicate Minute 7 to losing your shit.

 

Yes. I'm in.

 

You mean I have to endure 15 minutes of Sounders promotional material?

Ugh ...

 

Ouch, that hurt to watch.

 

Must be a RootSports thing. Seattle is officially in Portland's viewing area so all Timbers games are blacked out for us.

 

I'm quoting that again -- because that is one seriously beautiful -- and totally doable -- idea.

 

Resistance is futile.

 

The tagline for the entire day.

 

Am I allowed to complain about USL scoreless halves or first half MLS ties?

 

Longest winless streaks:
19 - RBNY (Includes a Shootout win though)
18 - Salt Lake
16 - Colorado (currently active)
16 - San Jose (broken last week)

Also Colorado are currently on a 420 minute scoreless streak. Coincidence?

 

My mind's totally blown away man

 

It's RONIN Time!

Put in Vayrynen!
(Pronounced Vow Row Nen)

 

That was my dude way back in the day on Winning Eleven! How old is he now? Can't be young.

 

On what business?

I can either get you laid or make you disappear

 

LA killing the possession stat.

 

33

 

Based on his posting history he needs both.

 

Basically, Houston claims all of Texas & Oklahoma

 

Just Texas, FC Dallas is basically Oklahoma....