2014 Edition: World Cup Hotties

God bless America........

 

Here is what years of watching USA soccer will do for ya . . .

 

If I weren't at work, I'd have a really cute American girl to post here. You all have something to look forward to when I get off work!

 

Which one's which? Recognize the one on the left, but which are the other two?

 

Let's go drown your sorrows in a caipirinha the size of a hottub...

 

Alex Morgan, Sidney Leroux, Kelley O'Hara

 

Dual Britannia...

 

I've been missing her since I saw this photo in 2010.

 

Her hat is on slightly crooked. She might want to fix that.

 

I can't even get my wife to sit through a single game, selling her on the idea of painting on some shorts sounds like a degree of difficulty orders of magnitude greater. Maybe I'll buy her something shiny...

 

Someone had to do it.

 

ESPN's Lynsey Hipgrave. Extremely hot? Or simply very attractive with a super-sexy voice? I haven't figured it out yet.