Donovan Caption Contest

Discussion in 'USA Men' started by Paul Calixte, Jul 22, 2013.

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  1. Paul Calixte

    Paul Calixte Moderator
    Staff Member

    Orlando City SC
    Apr 30, 2009
    Miami, FL
    Club:
    Orlando City SC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #1 Paul Calixte, Jul 22, 2013
    ...'cause it needed to happen (my apologies if someone got it started in another thread).

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  2. dban

    dban Member

    May 20, 2003
    PhillyBurbs - Delawareside
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #2 dban, Jul 22, 2013
    My WC futures so bright, gotta wear shades.
     
  3. drgonzo

    drgonzo Member+

    Jun 1, 2011
    Club:
    San Diego Flash
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #3 drgonzo, Jul 22, 2013
    Bitch don't kill my vibe
     
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  4. AutoPenalti

    AutoPenalti Am I famous yet?

    Sep 26, 2011
    Coconut Creek
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #4 AutoPenalti, Jul 22, 2013
    Deal with it.
     
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  5. Mr Martin

    Mr Martin Member+

    Jun 12, 2002
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #5 Mr Martin, Jul 22, 2013
    "Mr Donovan, you may not wear those. I have to return them to the nice El Salvador fan who dropped them by accident."
     
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  6. HomietheClown

    HomietheClown Member+

    Dusselheim FC 1971
    Sep 4, 2010
    Club:
    --other--
    #6 HomietheClown, Jul 22, 2013
    I could have used these in Cambodia.
     
  7. MartSkin

    MartSkin Member

    Oct 8, 2001
    Right Back
    #7 MartSkin, Jul 22, 2013
    "For better hallway vision."
     
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  8. Luis Suarez

    Luis Suarez Member

    Jul 14, 2013
    Dallas, TX
    Club:
    Real Madrid
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #8 Luis Suarez, Jul 22, 2013
    "I don't always wear shades during a match, but when I do, it's because I'm Landon F***ing Donovan"

    Eat your heart out haters...:)
     
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  9. BuffaloTF

    BuffaloTF Member

    Jun 19, 2009
    Club:
    DC United
    #9 BuffaloTF, Jul 22, 2013
    We have a Winner.
     
  10. calcmandan

    calcmandan Member

    Nov 16, 2012
    Sacramento, CA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #10 calcmandan, Jul 22, 2013
    My bad ref. I'm just endorsing discount 7/11 shades.
     
  11. Skippysasquirrel

    Skippysasquirrel Member+

    May 11, 2012
    San Diego, CA
    Club:
    FC Dallas
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #11 Skippysasquirrel, Jul 22, 2013
    well played...

    I was just thinking "bitch, please."
     
  12. stonejh127

    stonejh127 Member+

    Sep 9, 2011
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #12 stonejh127, Jul 22, 2013
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  13. The Devil's Architect

    The Devil's Architect Member+

    Feb 10, 2000
    The American Steppe
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #13 The Devil's Architect, Jul 22, 2013


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  14. SOCCERMARINE

    SOCCERMARINE Member

    Jun 28, 2011
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #14 SOCCERMARINE, Jul 22, 2013
    what do we get for winning said contest ? O.0
     
  15. iliketowel

    iliketowel Member

    Feb 28, 2012
    New York City
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #15 iliketowel, Jul 22, 2013

    The Baptism of Landon

     
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  16. BostonRed

    BostonRed Member+

    Oct 9, 2011
    Somerville, MA
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #16 BostonRed, Jul 22, 2013
    I'm sorry but Chuck Blazer has asked me to save these for him.
     
  17. NE till i die

    NE till i die Member+

    Jun 26, 2010
    Stoughton, MA
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #17 NE till i die, Jul 22, 2013
    Mr. Donovan, Dr. Joe said no player is allowed to wear sunglasses during the tournament.
     
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  18. Pl@ymaker

    Pl@ymaker Member+

    Feb 8, 2010
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #18 Pl@ymaker, Jul 22, 2013
    What is that lady in white doing?
     
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  19. iliketowel

    iliketowel Member

    Feb 28, 2012
    New York City
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #19 iliketowel, Jul 22, 2013
    Ever see The Natural? She's Glenn Close standing up so Landon can find his way. Hes going to go on massive run now
     
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  20. MPNumber9

    MPNumber9 Member+

    Oct 10, 2010
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #20 MPNumber9, Jul 22, 2013
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  21. MPNumber9

    MPNumber9 Member+

    Oct 10, 2010
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #21 MPNumber9, Jul 22, 2013
    Landon: I guess you could say the El Salvador fans feel a little...cornered?
    Linesman: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAH!
     
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  22. SpencerNY

    SpencerNY Member+

    Dec 1, 2001
    Up in the skyway
    #22 SpencerNY, Jul 23, 2013

    Landon: Whoa! These are X-Ray specs dude!

    Ref: Stop, I'm shy.
     
  23. Wessoman

    Wessoman Member+

    Sep 26, 2005
    Austin, TX
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #23 Wessoman, Jul 23, 2013
    DELICIOUS MEXICAN TEARS!!!!
     
  24. Skevin

    Skevin Member+

    Aug 9, 2009
    Colorado
    Club:
    Aston Villa FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Czechia
    #24 Skevin, Jul 23, 2013
    Donovan always does the funniest things

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  25. jreadusaf

    jreadusaf Member

    Jun 18, 2009
    Tübingen, Germany
    Club:
    Fulham FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #25 jreadusaf, Jul 23, 2013

    "Look! Even my face is receding!"
     
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