Utter rubbish - What You've Started But Could Not Finish

Discussion in 'Books' started by CrewArsenal, Aug 2, 2007.

  1. CrewArsenal

    CrewArsenal Member

    Feb 23, 2007
    Pickerington, Ohio
    I somehow managed to trudge my way through Leonard Tourney's "The Player's Boy is Dead", the first in a series of medieval mysteries.

    I kept thinking, "something is about to happen any second". Lots of build up leading to absolutely no satisfactory resolution.

    I wrote the author the following:

    Dear Mr. Tourney, I just finished your book "The Player's Boy is Dead". I see it is the first in a series. Why?

    For some reason, I never received a reply.
     
  2. bojendyk

    bojendyk New Member

    Jan 4, 2002
    South Loop, Chicago
    Additional votes for Wuthering Heights and Bleak House, both of which I abandoned. I also threw in the towel on William Gaddis's The Recognitions.
     
  3. GringoTex

    GringoTex Member

    Aug 22, 2001
    1301 miles de Texas
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Bolivia
    I highly recommend Elementary Particles.

    As to my unfinished list:

    The Shipping News
    that Ondjate book
    Da Vinci Code
    Any Vonnegut book
     
  4. sarabella

    sarabella BigSoccer Supporter

    Jun 22, 2004
    UK
    That is one of my favorite books of all time.
     
  5. quentinc

    quentinc New Member

    Jan 3, 2005
    Annapolis, MD
    I didn't finish it, actually (I hear it gets better), but the first part seemed like it was basically just Wilde throwing out his philosophical ramblings with characters used just so he could call it a novel.
     
  6. nicephoras

    nicephoras A very stable genius

    Fucklechester Rangers
    Jul 22, 2001
    Eastern Seaboard of Yo! Semite
    Wuthering Heights is one of the few books that I would actually describe as "Utter rubbish". Just awful.
     
  7. G-boot

    G-boot Member

    Manchester United
    Nov 6, 2004
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States


    will do, on the particles.
     
  8. roark

    roark New Member

    Jul 27, 2006
    Same.

    Also,

    Heart of Darkness
    As I Lay Dying
    ...and within the past four years, just about any book off of a generic, high school reading list (about 1/4 I quit to recreate; most of the others I just didn't like). I did finish both Anthem and Grendel though, not quite sure how; although, with Grendel I needed a grade.

    I did put down A Confederacy of Dunces in favor of Cosmicomics recently, but I won't count that.
     
  9. CrewArsenal

    CrewArsenal Member

    Feb 23, 2007
    Pickerington, Ohio
    I tried Confederacy of Dunces years ago; it just laid there.

    Weirdly, it seems any time I have tried a book that was labeled "a tour de force" it was crap, at least to me, so I have stayed away from them for about 10 years.
     
  10. roark

    roark New Member

    Jul 27, 2006
    Yeah, I don't know. I can't say from what I read that I really disliked it, but I didn't really like it either. It was just kind of neutral to me; something to do.
     
  11. Ringo

    Ringo Member

    Jun 10, 2002
    Rough and Ready
    Club:
    Yeovil Town FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    confederacy of dunces for me, too

    the name of the rose by umberto Eco
    the egyptologist by some crap writer
    jane eyre, because a sixth grade teacher made us read it. It was WAY over our collective heads. I later read it in college and thought it was great.
     
  12. CrewArsenal

    CrewArsenal Member

    Feb 23, 2007
    Pickerington, Ohio
    I very much looked forward to Name of the Rose. Both times I tried it, years apart. Got to page 50 both times, and put it down. Very hyped, very disappointed.
     
  13. ImageVerification

    ImageVerification New Member

    Apr 13, 2004
    Gaithersburg, MD
    For me, I would consider Hunters of Dune and Sandworms of Dune as utter rubbish. After reading the original 6 Dune books by Frank Herbert, I was caught by surprise when I saw a new Dune book in the book store about 5 years ago. I started reading the new books (all prequels) put out by his son and Kevin Anderson, and was looking forward to the book that was based on Frank's original outline for "book 7." Half way through Hunters of Dune, though, there was a sickeningly idiotic twist that came out of left field and almost made me stop reading altogether. But having invested twelve books worth of reading to get me geared up for the last two, I couldn't put it down. Now, I wish I had because I was very disappointed.

    Some might say it was because it wasn't Frank Herbert that was writing the books, but I would disagree. I enjoyed the 6 prequels more than some of the originals.
     
  14. Via_Chicago

    Via_Chicago Member

    Apr 1, 2004
    Bay Area, California
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Woah! I loved The Name of the Rose. I first read it when I was fifteen and couldn't put it down. I've since gone on to read all of Eco's novels. Of those, I found only The Island of the Day Before a tough slog.
     
  15. Dadinho

    Dadinho Member

    Feb 19, 2005
    San Diego
    Club:
    Vitoria Salvador
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I liked it.

    This will be unpopular among those more pretentious than I am, but I couldn't finish Gravity's Rainbow. I just didn't care about the characters or where the story was going.
     
  16. johan neeskens

    Jan 14, 2004
    I've always thought there was something particularly irksome about Houellebeq's writing style and I think you've put your finger on it.
     
  17. johan neeskens

    Jan 14, 2004
    Well there's no accounting for taste, I guess you either like that Dickensian style or you don't. David Copperfield is my favourite Dickens book, I think I've read it five times. I would agree that the main character is quite uninteresting but that I believe is done deliberately to highlight the colourful characters of Uriah Heep for example. And the brilliant Mr Micawber is probably my best liked character in literature ever. The Micawber speeches and letters about his pecuniary liabilities completely crack me up.

    I get that it's not your cup of tea but I think critics sorta universally agree that it's a quality Dickens story.
     
  18. johan neeskens

    Jan 14, 2004
    You either worship or loathe that Elementary Particles book of his, it seems.
     
  19. johan neeskens

    Jan 14, 2004
    It seems that most men hate the Bronte sisters Sara! It's chick lit avant la lettre I reckon.
     
  20. johan neeskens

    Jan 14, 2004
    Finally, can I just add that I hate Paolo Coelho's books, and that I in fact am suspicious of anyone who likes them.
     
  21. Dr. Wankler

    Dr. Wankler Member+

    May 2, 2001
    The Electric City
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    I heard an interview with him on the radio not long ago, and it was pretty interesting.

    I picked up The Alchemist at the library the next day. It was pretty far from interesting. I finished it just to see if it got better, but the ending was just as contrived and pretentious as the rest of the book.
     
  22. Dadinho

    Dadinho Member

    Feb 19, 2005
    San Diego
    Club:
    Vitoria Salvador
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    FWIW, there was controversy surrounding his entrance to the Brazilian equivalent of the National Institute of Arts and Letters. Several writers and critics thought his inclusion diminished the importance of the organization. Some would ask what was the importance they had to begin with?
     
  23. Osnator

    Osnator Member

    Dec 3, 2005
    Osnabrück, Germany
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    That novel didn't catch me at all. Fought my way up to page 146, than quit. I honestly don't understand what all the hype is about.
     
  24. CrewArsenal

    CrewArsenal Member

    Feb 23, 2007
    Pickerington, Ohio
    So many times a review hails a book as "important"; that is normally a kiss of death to my tastes.
     
  25. johan neeskens

    Jan 14, 2004
    My thoughts exactly. I don't know what it's like in the US but where I come from, Coelho is read mostly by people who like to pretend they're intellectuals.
     

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