Utter rubbish - What You've Started But Could Not Finish

Discussion in 'Books' started by CrewArsenal, Aug 2, 2007.

  1. CrewArsenal

    CrewArsenal Member

    Feb 23, 2007
    Pickerington, Ohio
    Some recent examples:

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    How about yours?

    Most of my rejects come from the non-fiction side.
     
  2. alain_9510

    alain_9510 New Member

    Nov 26, 2006
    Seattle
  3. Via_Chicago

    Via_Chicago Member

    Apr 1, 2004
    Bay Area, California
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    There are too many books that I started but couldn't finish, although very few were because the books were actually bad. I have embarassingly failed to finish many titles of classic literature, simply because I didn't have the patience or stamina for it at the time of reading. I've even tried to crack Moby Dick on two separate occasions (although admittedly the first was when I was twelve...yes, twelve years-old!), and failed (I still hope to finish it).
     
  4. Dr. Wankler

    Dr. Wankler Member+

    May 2, 2001
    The Electric City
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    I've probably read Moby-Dick 8 times, but I'm pretty sure I started it and had a "DNF" on at least as many occasions. You have to bring your A-game to that one.

    Along the same lines, It took me two tries to get past the first 50 pages of The Brothers K by David James Duncan. It's one of my favorite novels, but I wasn't into it at first. Glad I gave it another chance, though.

    So in short, there are times you can't get into a book, but when you do, you wind up liking it.
     
  5. quentinc

    quentinc New Member

    Jan 3, 2005
    Annapolis, MD
    I put down perfectly good books all the time.
     
  6. G-boot

    G-boot Member

    Manchester United
    Nov 6, 2004
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I've tried to get something out of the gibberish that is James Joyce's Finnigan's Wake Please, anyone, if you read it, and enjoyed it, please tell me how.

    I've put down a ton of books, all in search of a good one, and I think the search is the best part of entering a library, (so worth it once you find one that stays with you for a lifetime).

    I got into stephen king with the hopes of aquiring some popular appeal, but I just put down his Bag of Bones. It was all about a custody battle for a kid, (boring) and while i'm sure something scary was gonna happen, I lost interest. I think a number of his books start off with the idea that something eventually will happen, but in the meantime he spends way too many pages building up the back story. Personally, I think you could cut his books in half, and still retain whats really supposed to be enjoyable. Anyone disagree?

    Generally, I give each book 100 pages, then its time to decide what else might capture my readership.
     
  7. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    My favorite book ever. I adore that book.

    I had a similar experience with Atonement by McEwan and now I love it.
     
  8. Via_Chicago

    Via_Chicago Member

    Apr 1, 2004
    Bay Area, California
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I trust you about everything since you grabbed Ellison's Invisible Man (my favorite American novel) in the Book Draft (you won that as far as I'm concerned - Gringo's list was good though).

    As an off-topic aside, I'm looking forward to Joe Wright's movie.

    Back on topic, I once had to read Ceremony for a High School class and couldn't finish it. Somehow I got an A+ on the in-class essay I had to write though. Go figure.
     
  9. musicl

    musicl New Member

    Jan 9, 2004
    I finish most books i read.....though there are these:

    Dune, had 100 pages left but really just didnt care what happened. Will finish it some time though.

    Oliver Twist, got about half way through but i knew everything that was going to happen so give up.

    Hunt for red October, read about 50 pages but just dont like the genre.

    Gormonghast Trilogy, read the first book stoped during the second, nothing really happens but it did give me a feeling of achievment for sticking about 400 pages.
     
  10. G-boot

    G-boot Member

    Manchester United
    Nov 6, 2004
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You must have my list mistaken for another list, because I have yet to read that one. I will now that you mentioned it though.

    I think I should've won by the way;)
     
  11. CrewArsenal

    CrewArsenal Member

    Feb 23, 2007
    Pickerington, Ohio
    I probably should not have called this thread Utter Rubbish; perhaps Bored to Tears or Just Couldn't Get Through These, as that is as apt a description as any other.

    I tried the Gormenghast and never got past page 25; really boring to me. I read 90% of Tom Sawyer as a teenager, twice, but left at the same place both times.

    Never got into Dune, though I tried 3 times, and most assigned college reading left me cold. Some books, even the Cliff Notes were boring.

    The only enjoyable thing about Finnigan's Wake was hearing the late Irish folk singer Tom Clancy read parts of it on a live concert record; he at least made it funny.
     
  12. Iceblink

    Iceblink Member

    Oct 11, 1999
    Chicago
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    Ipswich Town FC
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    United States
    There's one book that I started to read that made me think to myself, "I've got other things I could be doing. This really seems like a waste right now."

    It was a strange, but definitely original book... I might actually end up giving it another shot... but it's this:

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    The Shroud of the Thwacker by Chris Elliott... yes... that Chris Elliott.

    I just read the front and back flaps again, and I see why I thought it might be funny. Oh, hell, maybe I'll put it back on the list of stuff to read.

    I hate leaving things unfinished!
     
  13. Via_Chicago

    Via_Chicago Member

    Apr 1, 2004
    Bay Area, California
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Ah crap...you're right. I went and checked and it was metabelian's list. Yours wasn't too shabby though. ;)
     
  14. alain_9510

    alain_9510 New Member

    Nov 26, 2006
    Seattle
    Forgot my biggest one of these:

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    WOW. I had to make a flowchart of who was who to get past the first paragraph. Couldn't stand it, gave up about page 10.

    I usually go to page 50.
     
  15. Val1

    Val1 Member+

    Arsenal
    Mar 12, 2004
    MD's Eastern Shore
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Only book that I'm aware of not being able to finish that I started up through high school was Silas Marner. First book I remember not being able to finish as an adult was All the King's Men by Robert Penn Warren. It was very traumatic for me. Since then I've stopped reading many books -- if they're not any good, I'll drop like a stone now, I'm just too busy to force myself to not give up on a book.
     
  16. alain_9510

    alain_9510 New Member

    Nov 26, 2006
    Seattle
    Forgot about this one too:

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    Couldn't stand it, but I will try again some time.
     
  17. argentine soccer fan

    Staff Member

    Jan 18, 2001
    San Francisco Bay Area
    Club:
    CA Boca Juniors
    Nat'l Team:
    Argentina
    The Wheel of Time by Robert Jordan.

    I heard it was good fantasy, but it sucked. I made the mistake of buying the first three books as a set, and I couldn't even finish the first book. The guy has some promising ideas, but he can't develop a good plot.
     
  18. nicephoras

    nicephoras A very stable genius

    Fucklechester Rangers
    Jul 22, 2001
    Eastern Seaboard of Yo! Semite
    A Tale of Two Cities. Oh man does Dickens drag.
     
  19. Matrim55

    Matrim55 Member+

    Aug 14, 2000
    Berkeley
    Club:
    Connecticut
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
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    Can't get into it.

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    Tolkien makes it sleepy time.

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    The chapter from the lava's POV was more interesting than the chapters from any of the characters' POV. After about 300 pages I decided that I wanted to burn books.
     
  20. sarabella

    sarabella BigSoccer Supporter

    Jun 22, 2004
    UK
    Any book in the Oprah book club. Big YAWN.
     
  21. quentinc

    quentinc New Member

    Jan 3, 2005
    Annapolis, MD
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oprah_Book_Club

    Really? All of 'em?

    I'll admit that alot of the ones at the beginning are pretty rough, but lately, there's some bonafide classics on there.
     
  22. sarabella

    sarabella BigSoccer Supporter

    Jun 22, 2004
    UK
    I admit that I haven't read all of them, but I bought every one for a good spell and had trouble getting through the first few chapters on most of them. I did rather enjoy While I Was Gone by Sue Miller, but the others I picked up were wretched.

    EDIT: And from the looks of that list, I stopped around Nov. 2001.
     
  23. NoodlesMacintosh

    NoodlesMacintosh New Member

    Aug 24, 2004
    Salt Lake City
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I tried to get through Alaska and had a rough go of it. That book really affirmed my disdain for historical fiction. I don't mind setting a fictional book in a historical time, but I don't like seeing people make up history. I'd much rather read, well, an actual history book.

    I couldn't get through The Great Gatsby, mostly because I'm no fan of Fitzgerald's writing. It's a smile. I get it. Move on.

    I had to read A Separate Peace in high school. I never forgave my teacher for that one. I just thought it was so long and pointless, and I couldn't have cared less about the characters. Reading that book was an absolute drag, and I'd plowed through both A Tale of Two Cities and Moby Dick in junior high, so it's not like I'm an impatient reader.
     
  24. quentinc

    quentinc New Member

    Jan 3, 2005
    Annapolis, MD
    It was long?
     
  25. alain_9510

    alain_9510 New Member

    Nov 26, 2006
    Seattle
    The Good Earth is excellent, but the rest don't interest me much, eg A Million Little Lies.
     

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