Weird News Thread Part III

He doesn't like saviours who get captured and executed.

 

This is from about five years ago but I just came across it: Dutch master Hieronymus Bosch painted "The Garden of Earthly Delights" sometime around 1500, and in the painting is a sinner in Hell who has sheet music painted on his bottom. And some enterprising students at Oklahoma Christian University transcribed it, so now we can listen to it. Thank you Amelia et. al.

 

Ha Ha at the gator's face-plant in the second video.

I'd appreciate it if no one told it, though.

 

https://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/arizona-professor-qanon-video-class

English instructor at a community college plays Q-Anon video in class, rants about Q-Anon.

 

"Water bears"!

 

“It’s a chill class because he goes over the quizzes with us,” one student said. “It’s weird though, because you have politics being spouted at you for an hour instead of being taught actual English stuff.”

When a New Times reporter confronted Belmore about the videos after one of his classes, Belmore repeatedly answered the reporter’s questions with: “Who is Q?” Belmore did not immediately return TPM’s requests for an interview.

A spokesperson for the community college told TPM that the school is dealing with the issue currently and will take “appropriate action” once they have more information about what took place.
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Oh,boy.... I mean, how stupid do you have to be to believe this stuff?

QAnon followers believe that cannibalistic pedophiles are working to run the American government, the media, and the entertainment industry. They also subscribe to the conspiracy that President Trump is leading the charge to arrest those involved in the pedophile ring, which, some adherents believe, includes the Obamas, the Clintons, the Bushes and even late-Sen. John McCain (R-AZ).


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And Cannibalistic Pedophiles regularly opened for Throbbing Gristle in the late 70s.

 

Fine Young Cannibalistic Pedophiles

She makes me hun-greh (hoo, hoo)

 

Once in a while, women are stupid as men. This one, described as a "transient,' decided to try to toss two high school cross-country runners over a bridge, because I don't know, they were talking loudly or something?

XC guys are skinny, she probably could have taken one of them down. But two was too much for her.

 

That's a first...

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#OKWX

Windows blew out of the Landmark Towers office building at NW 58th and Portland in OKC during high winds last night. #okwx pic.twitter.com/i24Kz6Qrzh

— Lacie Lowry (@LacieLowry) August 27, 2019

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I bring chaos every where I go

 

To be fair, who could've predicted high winds in Oklahoma?

 

I still have to go to work

People don't think you can have tornadoes in December & January, but Oklahoma tries harder

 

That has less to do with the calendar, and more to do with the way trailer parks attract tornadoes.

 

Oh FFS

A dad was left starstruck after Queen frontman Freddie Mercury appeared - in his PORK CHOP.

Derek Simms, 47, couldn't believe his eyes when he popped his £3.49 pork chop into a pan only to find the rock legend appear ten minutes later.



https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/uk-news/dad-stunned-queen-legend-freddie-16831561

 

You've heard ot Saudis in their Audis.... they also have their toy-yodas too....

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/20...6rue47RxsYo7Ga_agRekDJBwPy8A45dQDAw_n-yKqxTVI

 

Like this thread... trying to bring it back from the dead...

https://www.msn.com/en-ae/news/offb...is-burial/ar-AAHlYbb?li=AAH8gIb&ocid=SK216DHP

 

Police say they they do not know what to do because Konstantin has been officially declared dead, and they do not know who the cremated body belonged to.​

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That sounds like it's right out of a story by Nikolai Gogol.

 

Milo has been banned from FurFest.