Tea Light in the Dark Universe: Bobby Wood at Hamburg

training reports...

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wood 3rd choice striker. possible HSV will bring in another attacker?

Für mehr Torgefahr: Wood nur dritte Wahl – holt der HSV noch einen Stürmer? https://t.co/vKc9RwplnH pic.twitter.com/wHCVtLkTz1

— MOPO Hamburg Sport (@mopo_sport) July 30, 2019

 

Damn, trending back to Flop Sturmer.

 

Dunno if it's the knee issues or what but he seems to have lost his mojo.

 

One way to start a rumor:

Bobby Wood has recently started following @CardiffCityFC on Instagram. My ITK logic tells me he’s coming in through the doors next. #ThatsHowItWorksInnit

— James🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 (@TheLamberto) July 31, 2019

 

Maybe he just recently developed an appreciation for the Bluebirds style of play and the fun/zany shenanigans of Neil Warnock.

 

Who wouldn't appreciate Neil Warnock's antics?

 

sadly... it's just that Bobby is a good guy with friends. What kind of scandal is this? Weak.

Bobby Wood started following Cardiff on instagram because his friend, Robert Glatzel, signed for them. Nobody has noticed the 1860 Munich link and their fans are actually excited that Bobby Wood might sign for them, not petrified.

I can see why they voted for Brexit in Wales. pic.twitter.com/zNmZSAwD97

— HSV News English (@HSVnewsEN) August 1, 2019

Meanwhile, back in Hamburg...

11 vs 11
A: Heuer Fernandes - Gyamerah, Papa, RvD, Leibold - Fein, Dudziak, Hunt - Narey, Hinterseer, Kittel
Bank: Jung, Ameachi

B: Pollersbeck - Letschert, David, Ewerton - Sakai, Kinsombi, Moritz, Vagnoman - Wintzheimer, Wood, Jairo
Bank: Bates, Özcan#HSV #Training

— HeLuecht (@he_luecht) August 1, 2019

Beim #HSV freut man sich über den elften Neuen - und muss zusehen, Spieler abzugeben. Einer der Streichkandidaten: Bobby #Wood. Aber der US-Amerikaner hat noch keinen Interessenten - und vor allem will er bleiben. Der Blog:https://t.co/LtI2v9wFnD pic.twitter.com/wNlItzid9v

— Rautenperle - NUR DER HSV (@rautenperle) July 31, 2019

 

Sign of the times. Athletes needing to be careful of who they follow on social media.

 

He should have just messed with everyone's head all summer and followed a new club every day or two...

 

On the bench for today's 2.Bundesliga match at Nurnberg.

 

4-0 in the 87 min. Wood was not one of the subs.

Lukas Hinterseer was not one of the goal scorers

 

This sounds like part of a logic problem. "The player subbed second was not as tall the third sub, while the first sub was not the scorer of the last goal." =)

 

Wood is on the bench for their first round German Cup tie away to 3. Liga side Chemnitzer FC. Game is just underway.

During his 2018/2019 season on loan with Hannover 96, Wood played 1,181 minutes (20 games, 12 starts) in the Bundesliga registering 3 goals, 1 assist, and 1 yellow card. He also played 69 minutes (2 substitute appearances) in the Cup picking up an assist in that competition.

 

"Wood gets 0 minutes but coach still says nice things..."

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And he may well be their most expensive player. Bobby killed Hamburg.

 

By himself? Impressive. I would have thought that the club's ownership and management would have some responsibility for creating a complete roster that can compete. For example, a professional soccer club should have a midfield.

 

lol come on. We all know Hamburg killed themselves

 

If Wood's legacy is that he survived 1860, saved Union and killed HSV, I guess I can live with that...

 

On the bench:

Als Ersatz stehen #Papadopoulos, #Wood, #Mickel, #Moritz, #Amaechi, #Wintzheimer, #Jairo, #Vagnoman und #Özcan bereit. Khaled #Narey ist heute nicht im Kader, da die Geburt seines ersten Kindes kurz bevorsteht👶
#nurderHSV #HSVBOC

— Hamburger SV (@HSV) August 16, 2019

 

Hinterseer Hamburgs striker has the lone goal 68th min

 

Squad goals...

Der Kader für #KSCHSV ⚽💪: #HeuerFernandes, #Gyamerah, #vanDrongelen, #Kinsombi, #Narey, #Dudziak, #Papadopoulos, #Kittel, #Wood, #Mickel, #Hinterseer, #Amaechi, #Jatta, #Wintzheimer, #Leibold, #Jairo, #Vagnoman, #Jung, #Fein, #David #nurderHSV pic.twitter.com/ZwWSnsyRmv

— Rautenperle - NUR DER HSV (@rautenperle) August 24, 2019

 

Didn't make the 20 man squad for today, wonder if he's depressed.