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What will be the result of the Crew's 5/4/19 match vs D.C. United?

Poll closed May 4, 2019.

  1. Win by two or more goals

    7 vote(s)
    14.6%

  2. Win by one goal

    7 vote(s)
    14.6%

  3. Canadian Win (née Tie)

    8 vote(s)
    16.7%

  4. Lose by one goal

    10 vote(s)
    20.8%

  5. Caleb Porter Disasterclass (née Lose by two or more goals)

    15 vote(s)
    31.3%

  6. Train Leaving the Station: Zardes scores ≥3 goals (worth 2 points!!)

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  7. "Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Everybody!" - Zack Steffen

    1 vote(s)
    2.1%
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  1. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #1 chr1st, May 1, 2019
    Last edited: May 1, 2019
    Columbus Crew vs D.C. United

    MLS Regular Season Match – Saturday, May 4, 8:00 PM – Audi Field

    Broadcast: SportsTime Ohio, FOX Sports GO, 1460 AM ESPN Columbus, 971TheFan.com, ColumbusCrewSC.com, MLS LIVE on ESPN+

    Links: MLS Match Center

    Vitals:
    Columbus Crew
    13 PTS / 10 G / 1.3 PPG | 4W-5L-1D | 8 GF / 11 GA / -3 GD | L5: WLLLL

    D.C. United
    17 PTS / 10 G / 1.7 PPG | 5W-3L-2D | 13 GF / 10 GA / 3 GD | L5: DWLWL

    Goal Leaders:
    Columbus Crew
    Gyasi Zardes - 3
    Pedro Santos - 2
    Gastón Sauro - 2
    Josh Williams - 1

    D.C. United
    Wayne Rooney - 5
    Luciano Acosta - 2
    Lucas Rodríguez - 2
    Paul Arriola - 1
    Steven Birnbaum - 1
    Chris Durkin - 1
    Ulises Segura - 1

    Previous Meeting:
    April 24, 2019 @ MAPFRE Stadium
    Columbus Crew 0, D.C. United 1

    Notes:
    Discuss.
     
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  2. Big J 0526

    Big J 0526 Member+

    Columbus Crew SC
    United States
    Sep 8, 2010
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #2 Big J 0526, May 1, 2019
    dont make raccoon jokes or you will have to deal with her!!
     
  3. Big J 0526

    Big J 0526 Member+

    Columbus Crew SC
    United States
    Sep 8, 2010
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #3 Big J 0526, May 1, 2019
    Raphtalia 6e18c7a586f19a08a0f5f016f82139231552008135_large.jpeg
     
  4. BigStern

    BigStern Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Oct 2, 2018
    Columbus by way of Lima
    #4 BigStern, May 1, 2019
    For my muse Chr1st, I hope this helps what ails ya.

     
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  5. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
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    Columbus Crew
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    United States
    #5 chr1st, May 1, 2019
    This is now an anime thread.

    [​IMG]

    EDIT:

    And Mötley Crüe
     
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  6. QuarkspaceDotCom

    QuarkspaceDotCom Member+

    Mar 14, 2000
    Deep in the Bluegrass Hinterlands
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    Wales
    #6 QuarkspaceDotCom, May 1, 2019
    One result of the 5/4 tilt between the Crew and the 1/3 Reich is a board spacerocker turns 53.
     
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  7. ZipSix

    ZipSix BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 20, 2000
    Boston, MA
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #7 ZipSix, May 1, 2019
    This song gets me in the mood to score goals.


     
  8. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    #8 puttputtfc, May 1, 2019
    You will not DJ my wedding.
     
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  9. Big J 0526

    Big J 0526 Member+

    Columbus Crew SC
    United States
    Sep 8, 2010
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #9 Big J 0526, May 1, 2019
    Remember kids, more tentacles = more fun!
     
  10. DrunkandDisorderly

    DrunkandDisorderly Member+

    Mar 17, 2008
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    #10 DrunkandDisorderly, May 1, 2019
    Taking Connor on his first NorOnTour. It will be very strange not going to the National Raccoon Sanctuary. Hopefully, we can bring home a result!
     
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  11. Coupe

    Coupe Member+

    Mar 3, 2007
    #11 Coupe, May 1, 2019
    In theory, you can't lose them all. Can you? After losing four in a row, the Crew manage to put together an amazing amount to scoring and win by one goal. Odds have to be on their side.
     
  12. west ham sandwich

    west ham sandwich Member+

    Feb 26, 2007
    C-bus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #12 west ham sandwich, May 1, 2019
    and these guys
    [​IMG]
     
  13. DrunkandDisorderly

    DrunkandDisorderly Member+

    Mar 17, 2008
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    #13 DrunkandDisorderly, May 1, 2019
    Their old stadium had quite the charm.
    [​IMG]
     
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  14. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
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    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #14 chr1st, May 1, 2019
    If I've got this right, the last time the Crew lost five consecutive matches was way back in 2000. Fitz's Fellas failed to notch a victory or draw from August 29 to September 9, the last five matches of the season.

    We're closing in on a historic feat; we posted six-match losing streaks in 1996 and 1997.
     
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  15. DrunkandDisorderly

    DrunkandDisorderly Member+

    Mar 17, 2008
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    #15 DrunkandDisorderly, May 1, 2019
    How fitting is it that this is the Google Maps satellite image of the new stadium?
    upload_2019-5-1_14-42-46.png
     
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  16. DrunkandDisorderly

    DrunkandDisorderly Member+

    Mar 17, 2008
    Columbus
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    Columbus Crew
    #16 DrunkandDisorderly, May 1, 2019
    P.S. Fcuk DCUNiTed!
     
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  17. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
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    #17 chr1st, May 1, 2019
    Sir, you've already got my rep. Do you want my heart, too?
     
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  18. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #18 Ch(Elsey), May 1, 2019
    You are a true role model parent, DnD.
     
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  19. DrunkandDisorderly

    DrunkandDisorderly Member+

    Mar 17, 2008
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    #19 DrunkandDisorderly, May 1, 2019
    I can never compete with this guy:
    [​IMG]
     
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  20. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #20 chr1st, May 1, 2019
    oh my god he's so cute and cuddly

    u right u garbage compared 2 my man

    the BezT!!!!
     
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  21. POdinCowtown

    POdinCowtown Member+

    Jan 15, 2002
    Columbus
    #21 POdinCowtown, May 1, 2019
    Were any of those shootout losses? Which nowadays would be ties.
     
  22. zman31

    zman31 Member+

    May 5, 1999
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #22 zman31, May 1, 2019
    You'll never see a photo of him without a fire extinguisher.
     
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  23. DrunkandDisorderly

    DrunkandDisorderly Member+

    Mar 17, 2008
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    #23 DrunkandDisorderly, May 1, 2019
    Let's not get carried away now...
     
  24. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #24 chr1st, May 1, 2019
    Aye, three in '96 and one in '97 were shootouts. But the record book says loss, so a loss they be.
     
  25. KHT_Crew

    KHT_Crew Member+

    Mar 29, 2003
    Queen City, OH
    #25 KHT_Crew, May 1, 2019
    [​IMG]
     
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