The best way to play is always choose 'lose by two' and finish the season with zero Grouchy points. I have 5 points this season.
Take your Grouchy™ Points, you monsters! We had 22 players hit it big (Dan Milton, Pauncho, B-M-T, POdinCowtown, KHT_Crew, kgilbert78, redi44crew, CelticCrew, WhiteHartShame, davidc707, CrewV Man, JimmyD2, Jaybir, Tobias C, TKyle, TRUJDUB, SLSHOT01), including five newcomers (@TracieB, @soccerbetic, @hungariansteven, @Crew96Fan, @jack sticker). Please, I beg you, no more.
Hey, look at that! Grouchy™ Points! Congratulations to @Draghignazzo, @Hamburgler03, and @Sagz for shamelessly cashing in on our misery. Way to go, you taint weasels! In other news, ALL BOW BEFORE THE GLORY OF YOUR LORD AND MASTER, @Pauncho Champion. Handsome. Cmartur then ewe. All hail, Pauncho! Also, thanks to all the participants and everyone that pitched in on the threads when I was too busy to get fukt. Much love and see you next year. maybe
I'd be in the Champions League in the Grouchy Cup two years running with a tie for first and a tie for second in consecutive years.... Sheep league? Not so much...
Maybe next year I’ll do a better job remembering to actually vote in more polls before they close!! Thank you Chr1st for being the commissioner, even when drinking!
Thanks for running this. I would have never put forth the effort you have, especially the 2-3 minutes to open MS Paint and mouse scribble something on something that looks more like a chess piece from a bastardized only-available-on-QVC Best Buy Geek Squad commemorative chess set than a trophy. Well done. Enjoy your Internet points. Let me know when you age to the point where drinking no longer helps and you find yourself watching whatever your generation's equivalent of Matlock (Longmire?) is on your couch while sipping warm kool-aid and wondering where your cats are throwing up...
Yes it is. I find wearing a clean pair of socks and walking around the house in low light at 5am while holding a freshly brewed but unconsumed cup of coffee is the only way to win it.
In that situation, my thoughts are usually, "you should have spent the money to turn on the light without thinking you could just walk into a dimly/unlit room without punishment."
Just for posterity I looked at my way-back spreadsheet. Historical Champions 2009 Crewster/DrunkandDisorderly 16. 2010 CrewChuck 17 2011 Pauncho/POdinCowtown 12 2012 Nostradumass 15 2013 WALSCH 10