He was very frustrating tonight. Maybe more so than usual. Something is very off with Hype Tricycle. Though I would imagine Berhalter will continue to roll with him. Unfortunately the tricycle wheels seem to have come off.
When he couldn’t even keep the ball in on that perfect crossing pass to him in the first half....that’s when I knew Santos was the better player. And he sucks.
I have a brutal update. I held Markus during various parts of the game so he could see better and plus his little legs get tired after the tailgate. After one of Meram's ******** ups (I forget which one), Markus turned to me, stone cold, and said: "If Meram does not score in the playoffs, then he will not be my favorite player." He had this strange, proud look on his face and an uncertain smile. He was searching my face to see if what he had said was met with my approval. Truth be told, I was in a bit of shock. Wow. I looked over at Tim, and I said: "our child is a serious fan." "Chels, of course he is. He is your child." ..... In the background of this Meram bombshell is an incident from Saturday night. We were playing Mario Party on the Switch. Markus was doing fine, but he was not winning. Of course, the grownups were pumping him up with "good job, good try." Abruptly after a random mini-game and a "good job, you tried" from Geeg, Markus said, "I only care about winning. Not losing, Uncle Geeg."
Used tricycle for sale. It only has one wobbly left wheel. You can still ride it, but it won't get you anywhere. Bag of balls or best offer.
... superstition and the sword ruled. It was a time of darkness. It was a world of fear... ... the spell is broken. And we live again!
2018 was a tricky year for me personally. But I can say one thing; I feel blessed to be part of the @ColumbusCrewSC organization. I love this city, I love my teammates, coaches and I know we will keep pushing to be the best for Columbus 🖤💛 pic.twitter.com/6WFifNlZH0— Justin Meram (@JustinMeram) November 13, 2018 Meram loves us. Wheeeeeeee.
"I know you miss Meram, Marcus, but he was a weak and stupid person-- and that's why we have Red Bulls and other large predators."
The tricycle road this morning. Pretty sure Tal is Crew, the tricycle is Meram, and us fans are the baby doll. Maybe.