Justin Meram hype tricycle

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  1. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    He was very frustrating tonight. Maybe more so than usual. Something is very off with Hype Tricycle. Though I would imagine Berhalter will continue to roll with him. Unfortunately the tricycle wheels seem to have come off.
     
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  2. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    Are you sure Markus won't find a new favorite player?
     
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  3. Crew Chuck35

    Crew Chuck35 Member+

    Apr 13, 2009
    Gahanna, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    When he couldn’t even keep the ball in on that perfect crossing pass to him in the first half....that’s when I knew Santos was the better player. And he sucks.
     
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  4. YeahMorgan

    YeahMorgan Member

    Jul 11, 2011
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Meram belongs on the bench of a reserve league team behind the corpse of Bernardo Anor.
     
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  5. zman31

    zman31 Member+

    May 5, 1999
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    That's a bit harsh, I have Bernie starting.
     
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  6. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I have a brutal update.

    I held Markus during various parts of the game so he could see better and plus his little legs get tired after the tailgate. After one of Meram's ******** ups (I forget which one), Markus turned to me, stone cold, and said: "If Meram does not score in the playoffs, then he will not be my favorite player."

    He had this strange, proud look on his face and an uncertain smile. He was searching my face to see if what he had said was met with my approval. Truth be told, I was in a bit of shock.

    Wow. I looked over at Tim, and I said: "our child is a serious fan."

    "Chels, of course he is. He is your child."

    .....

    In the background of this Meram bombshell is an incident from Saturday night. We were playing Mario Party on the Switch. Markus was doing fine, but he was not winning. Of course, the grownups were pumping him up with "good job, good try."

    Abruptly after a random mini-game and a "good job, you tried" from Geeg, Markus said, "I only care about winning. Not losing, Uncle Geeg."
     
  7. zman31

    zman31 Member+

    May 5, 1999
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Time to introduce him to the motto of winners: Win or Learn.
     
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  8. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    Do you have one for today?
     
  9. Draghignazzo

    Draghignazzo Member+

    Feb 24, 2007
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Used tricycle for sale. It only has one wobbly left wheel. You can still ride it, but it won't get you anywhere. Bag of balls or best offer.
     
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  10. CybrSlydr

    CybrSlydr Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Jun 30, 2013
    Casper, WY
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    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I came here to post a picture of a tricycle on fire. I think you beat me to it.
     
  11. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Nope. He fell asleep.
     
  12. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
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    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States


    VIDEO! FROM THE DISPATCH! JUSTIN REFLECTS!
     
  13. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
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    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    ... superstition and the sword ruled. It was a time of darkness. It was a world of fear...

    ... the spell is broken. And we live again!
     
  14. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    It's time to tell Markus that Old Yeller is dead....
     
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  15. Flyer Fan

    Flyer Fan Member+

    Apr 18, 1999
    Columbus, OH
    "Here's a winter reading assignment, Markus. It's called Where the Red Fern Grows."
     
  16. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

    Meram loves us. Wheeeeeeee.
     
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  17. shoplifter

    shoplifter Member

    Apr 2, 2009
    Columbus, OH
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    Columbus Crew
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    United States
    He's always come across to me as someone that doesn't play well when his head isn't right.
     
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  18. DrunkandDisorderly

    Mar 17, 2008
    Columbus
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    Columbus Crew
    I know we are exempt from the expansion draft, but can we voluntarily expose Meram?
     
  19. zman31

    zman31 Member+

    May 5, 1999
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    "I know you miss Meram, Marcus, but he was a weak and stupid person-- and that's why we have Red Bulls and other large predators."
     
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  20. Draghignazzo

    Draghignazzo Member+

    Feb 24, 2007
    Columbus
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    Columbus Crew
    And when he's done with that he can also read Stone Fox.
     
  21. Big J 0526

    Big J 0526 Member+

    Columbus Crew SC
    United States
    Sep 8, 2010
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
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    United States
    scored a goal in preseason yesterday!!!
     
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  22. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    We're all happier with a functioning tricycle. I hope he has a 15 goal season for us.
     
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  23. TheUltra

    TheUltra Member

    Mar 23, 2008
    2.4 Miles from home
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

    These things are all related.

    I predict a good year for Columbus' favorite Michigan Man.
     
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  24. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    [​IMG]The tricycle road this morning. Pretty sure Tal is Crew, the tricycle is Meram, and us fans are the baby doll. Maybe.
     

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