Official Crew Haiku

It’s been a dark year
But some believed and toiled
And they saved the Crew!

 

******** you PSV
The Crew stays in Columbus
Austin is delayed

 

**** you precourt!!! Him as his dumbass for Columbus uniforms Plus many more Dumass moves!!!

 

worst haiku ever
five seven five is the rule
day drinking rookie

 

Truth laughed till I cried
Yes can not contain the smile
Today we saved Crew

 

It's finally done.
We successfully saved The Crew.
******** Queso Snake Boy.

 

I Went back and forth.
Couldn't decide saved one or two.
******** it it's now one.

 

Precourt is denied
Columbus maintains their team
Fcvk you Queso Boy.

 

There once was a frat boy named "Tony"
Who used dad's bucks to buy macaroni
That McKalla Place
Is a Fcvking disgrace
Now the whole world can see he's a phony

(can't manage a haiku when hungover)

 

DC United
can lick my hairy nut sack,
and my butthole too.

 

Wrong Crew Massive Fan
haiku is for Columbus
not the 2 Live Crew

 

Crew playoff fever
DC better watch their back
Hype Train sneaking up!

 

I will need some bleach
To unread what Drag posted
What a cruel ********er.

 

Crude?

 

Not so crude but Crewed
Is the final judgement on
DCU haiku

 

But @hangthadj
wanted old school rival
hate. I deliver.

 

Bad bad bad bad drag
Bad bad bad bad bad bad bad
@Kyle Crew ban him now

 

A newfound respect
For moderator Kyle Crew.
Banned troll. See below.

(https://www.bigsoccer.com/threads/moderator-complaint.2085554/)

 

Merry Christmas all,
To each and everyone.
(Except for Frat a$$)