Columbus Crew SC Grouchy™ Point Cup 2018 The legend continues! ...until we're shut down by THE MAN for operating a cheap knockoff of the original game. If you want the (sorta) rules and regulations, please see last season's competition thread. Otherwise, you know how this crap works. Basically, guess match results better-er than everyone else and win fabulous prizes.* Standings will be tracked here. I'll also periodically post the results in this thread, though I'm lazy and forgetful and I hate you all. Please note, I may miss your tally if you don't vote on the match poll. I will try to look through the threads for votes, but I'm not guaranteeing anything. I ain't got time for all that noise anywho, so vote early and vote lose by two. Good luck, foolish mortals. All hail Grouchy! And watch yer damn backs. *There will be no prizes, you dolts.
We're 10 matches in, and I'm terrible at this. It's tight at the top; @YeahMorgan is holding on to a narrow lead, but that must be a fluke. Here be the standings: If the image is too small for ye olde farts, move yer eyeballs over to the OFFICIAL STANDINGS SPREADSHEET OF DOOM. That is all. EDIT: Let me know if you think I screwed up your score. I may have been drinking when I went through the match polls.
I was unaware I had "earned" three points. Zardes for Life. Also, thank you, @chr1st, for the link to last year's thread. I was also unaware I had any points last year since I most likely only voted in two polls. A true sign of a champ when one gets points without remembering one is in a competition.
I was clearly sunshine brigading that shit. Well, gets to lose by two taking home the title the rest of the way.
I think the problem was that I've been overly pessimistic or optimistic voting win by one against TFC in the opener, and then by two v. Vancouver. Also voted win against Philly away, then when we started losing I was still voting win by one etc. I'll never get it right, never!
Updated standings for all my favorite deviants on this most glorious day: As always, the rankings (table?) can be seen here. Unfortunately, I goofed on the Gigi Special option from the Philly match; the possession and passing accuracy numbers were flip-flopped in the poll. My apologies to the three brave warriors I've deprived of sweet, sweet Grouchy Points due to this error.
Updated standings, ya filthy animals: Artiste extraordinaire @KHT_Crew nearly cashed in the double points, but Afful is unlucky hot garbage and clanged another shot off the frame. Did you give up, @Draghignazzo?
Well when one fails to check the main board and only looks at watched threads all week, one tends to miss the cut-off to vote, but I would have gone lose by 2 anyway, so same result.
It's Monday, Monday, Monday. Gonna get some Grouchy standings on Monday: As always, here be the sheet. We had 11 scorers this week, but no joy for @Draghignazzo. Some day, my friend. Some day.
You are an awful person. @Draghignazzo, I have chosen the win by 2 or more every game. Or one of the crazy options @chr1st has come up with. Chooooooo-choooooo!