Mexico's Football Related Random Thoughts Thread - Volumen Cincuenta Una

Cocaine tea is very medicinal, and used by traditional cultures for ages. It's great for altitude sickness. You one of those people that think weed and lsdare dangerous too lmao?

 

@sidspaceman James working that central midfield today. He's flourishing under the new coach's system.

 

This Scottish fs2 commentator is slobbering Pulisic

 

Well he got the memo from management and wants to keep his job.

 

I noticed that too. Dude acts as if he's the only player on the pitch for Dortmund, which isn't true. They are f*cking annoying with that sh*t. So glad we won't have to hear it during the WC next summer.

edit: Judaswandowski with the 3rd goal.

 

InB4 FOX brings him on board to be a guest analyst.

 

just wait till they compile their list of world beaters that will be absent for the WC...

 

If Sweden happens to beat Italy, do y'all think Zlatan will come out of int'l retirement for a last hurrah in Russia 2018?

 

Bayern connected 6 or 7 passes in their own defensive half. That just shows you how bad Dortmund is atm. SMH

 

"The best player in Concacaf." LMFAO. Pulishit.

Guardado, and Chucky have done more for their respective teams than Pulishit...

Guardado is on the assists leaders list in Europe playing for Betis, and Chucky... Well... He's the tearing the Eredivisie a new one...

 

Got the party started today again. Scored the first of the 2-0 win vs Belenenses

 

no rematch with ahly, this is who pachuca will play this december

 

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"HSV-Yank Wood hitting rock bottom"


Nothing goes. U.S. striker Bobby Wood is in a major slump.

ESPN wrote a piece, based on the German news article.

Meanwhile Wood's replacement, German U-17 national team player Jann-Fiete Arp, scored his second goal in three games in a 3-1 win over Stuttgart. Wood will have a hard time getting playing time, should Arp continue to impress. Wood's only hope is the kid's age and the fact that Hamburg most likely doesn't want to burn out such a young player.

Truth is, Wood doesn't possess Bundesliga quality. As a center-forward he scored only 6 goals in 37 games, including 32 starts. He runs hard but is too technically limited to be anywhere near the game changer Hamburg so desperately needs. If he can't turn the corner, a lower European league or MLS might be his best options.

 

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If Bakayako weren't worthless af in front of the goal, Chelsea would be up 3-0 vs. United. Good gawd this dude is mediocre in the attack.

Having said that, the Blues have virtually dominated United in all aspects of this match.

 

Great fans, nice little stadium. Dresden is playing in the 2. Bundesliga now but they averaged 27,500 fans in the third division, too.

In terms of beauty of the city and the local girls, they're definitely Champions League level, though...

 

OMG Morata. Dude is pretty much all alone with the ball in the United half. All he has to do is cut it back and shoot past DeGea; instead,dude trips over his own feet. LMAO.
Diego Costa would have scored that with ease.