Don't Forget to Purchase all of Alex Morgan's Books

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  1. WWC_Movement

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  4. Gilmoy

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    Yes, that's Mr. Carrasco.

    He was (more) well-behaved, and did not warrant a mention in the police report :p:oops:
     
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    Next book in the series of "The Kicks" will probably try to find a catchy title, like the other ones did: maybe something along the lines of "Getting rowdy", and it will describe how you booze with friends while celebrating the end of the season. ;) To be a completly informative and educative role-model, Alex was missing that part of the soccer-player style of life: screaming teen-agers will adore this chapter! :laugh:
     
  7. WWC_Movement

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    Her next book will be about a 15 year old girl who drinks at a California frat house, and lies about her own age. She gets kicked out, and then takes a trip to Epcot later in her life after earning millions in soccer. Oh wait, that sounds like a true story.

    Here's Morgan in college. She wasn't exactly well-behaved on either of these days.
    Yep, that's Innocent Baby Horse on the right, in both photos.

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    Fanta is serious booze. It should be PG-21. :devilish:
     
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    She probably spiked it with something.
     
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    Alex just had a Guinness before going to bed early tonight.
    She did not leave nor act rowdy, and she did not vomit it up - over her balcony.
    She tinkled it out, brushed her teeth, put some green cream on her face, and went to bed with 3 covers and a relaxation pill to get started on sheep counting.

    One night down, several more to go, during her 'One Too Many Rehab'.
     

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