The 2017 Table :: Magic Numbers, Tragic Numbers & Other Farcical Figures

Discussion in 'MLS: News & Analysis' started by Knave, Aug 5, 2017.

  1. Yoshou

    Yoshou Fan of the CCL Champ

    May 12, 2009
    Seattle
    Club:
    Seattle Sounders
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Technically, you mentioned me twice, so I'm not unmentionable. Hahaah.
     
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  2. AndyMead

    AndyMead Homo Sapien

    Nov 2, 1999
    Seat 12A
    Club:
    Sporting Kansas City
    That's Moderator Unmentionable to you
     
  3. BalanceUT

    BalanceUT RSL and THFC!

    Oct 8, 2006
    Appalachia
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    RSL's strength of schedule is missing. I know I'm a doody head, and I'm OK. Praise Toast Jesus.
     
  4. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    This is the height of doody-headism! First you cause the error, then you point it out. It's all so diabolical.

    SJE's strength of schedule was missing too. But it was SJE so nobody noticed or cared.

    Also, SEA does not, in fact, have the easiest schedule.

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    Don't get your hopes up, RSL.

    Expansion really plays havoc on the spreadsheet. I thought I had everything in order, but obviously my mind was rattled by the pestering of bothersome nincompoops.
     
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  5. lurak

    lurak Member+

    Aug 24, 2007
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Thank you for the mention and propping up of all things doody. Doody had a great game tonight with 3 assists. Your DCU found a way to take points away from those Canadians and the start of the Toasty season, finally.

    Even though I'm doing the low carb diet to lose some weight, I have to say all hail Toast Jesus!
     
  6. JasonMa

    JasonMa Member+

    Mar 20, 2000
    Arvada, CO
    Club:
    Colorado Rapids
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
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  7. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    Eyeballing things, quite a bit is riding on Sunday's POR-LAG game.

    The most interesting result might actually be a draw.
     
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  8. Golazo

    Golazo Member+

    Apr 15, 1999
    Decatur, GA USA
    This is the weekend each year when my family is flummoxed as to why my general disposition on Sunday mornings has improved until mid-autumn.
     
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  9. Sounders78

    Sounders78 Member+

    Apr 20, 2009
    Olympia
    Club:
    Seattle Sounders
    Nat'l Team:
    France
    If by interesting you mean the toaster gets warmer for both teams, then bring it on!
     
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  10. SoccerMan94043

    SoccerMan94043 Member+

    May 29, 2003
    San Jose
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    It would be WAY more interesting as a draw with at least 6 red cards (3 due to VAR).
     
  11. JayRockers!

    JayRockers! Member+

    Aug 4, 2001
    And won the USOC.

    Thx,

    Jay!
     
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  12. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    With a draw you take 1 PT off the table, and divide the other 2 between 2 teams. That lowers the playoff threshold for those teams still chasing a playoff position.
     
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  13. rslfanboy

    rslfanboy Member+

    Jul 24, 2007
    Section 26
    This feels good.
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  14. AndyMead

    AndyMead Homo Sapien

    Nov 2, 1999
    Seat 12A
    Club:
    Sporting Kansas City
  15. POdinCowtown

    POdinCowtown Member+

    Jan 15, 2002
    Columbus
    Crew will hang around for a while in the middle of the table, getting the occasional home win. But we aren't playoff material this season. I know Orlando is trying mightily hard to stay below the line but I'd guess Philly will take the last spot.
     
  16. Golazo

    Golazo Member+

    Apr 15, 1999
    Decatur, GA USA
    Dude is clearly Euro Toast.
     
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  17. BalanceUT

    BalanceUT RSL and THFC!

    Oct 8, 2006
    Appalachia
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I love you, too. Knave. You are the chiefest doodyhead of us all. Praise Toast Jesus!
     
  18. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    It's a good thing I started this thread when I did.

    I'm looking at you, Western Conference.
     
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  19. The Franchise

    The Franchise Member+

    Nov 13, 2014
    Bakersfield, CA
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Even a draw with Toronto makes DC look more like the bottom right slice.
     
  20. The Franchise

    The Franchise Member+

    Nov 13, 2014
    Bakersfield, CA
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Several middling teams in the West (Sea, Por, SJ) winning hammers those at risk in the CD number, which was the more lenient number before the weekend started. Minnesota is clearly out. Pretty sure RSL is, too. The 'Puds and Gals have games in hand, so I'm guessing they have another week to stave off the toaster.
     
  21. rslfanboy

    rslfanboy Member+

    Jul 24, 2007
    Section 26
    Even worse: Wannabe Euro. :(
     
  22. rslfanboy

    rslfanboy Member+

    Jul 24, 2007
    Section 26
    You could have started it earlier....
     
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  23. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    And give into the Horrible Horde?
     
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  24. AndyMead

    AndyMead Homo Sapien

    Nov 2, 1999
    Seat 12A
    Club:
    Sporting Kansas City
    Yes.
     
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