Official Crew Haiku

Discussion in 'Columbus Crew' started by kaiser kraut, Jul 5, 2005.

  1. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    Early goalie gaffe
    gives Dynamo a win and
    puttputt hangover
     
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  2. Jim Bach

    Jim Bach Member+

    Bradford City Association Football Club
    May 11, 1999
    Land of the Lizard People, or so I'm told
    Club:
    --other--
    Nat'l Team:
    Palestine
    Capos - the answer!
    How to get fans to obey?
    Use a megaphone.
     
  3. Kyle Crew

    Kyle Crew Member+

    Feb 23, 2013
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Rather try capo
    Than have crap nordecke again
    Be open minded
     
  4. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    Is there a new plan
    to have Nordecke capos?
    Will this be starting soon?
     
  5. Kyle Crew

    Kyle Crew Member+

    Feb 23, 2013
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Capo tryout yes
    March 25th for Portland
    Chants in sync? I dream...
     
  6. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    Are all groups for this?
    Capos are polarizing
    in Crew stadium
     
  7. Kyle Crew

    Kyle Crew Member+

    Feb 23, 2013
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    People in power
    Want mega tailgate always
    Forgot about stands
     
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  8. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    Second line is wrong
    too many syllables here
    for any haiku
     
  9. Kyle Crew

    Kyle Crew Member+

    Feb 23, 2013
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Count again buddy
    Seven only for sure bruh
    DC win by two
     
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  10. Nostradumass

    Nostradumass BigSoccer Supporter

    Jun 5, 2007
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    We hate each other
    But one thing can unite us
    Capos are the worst
     
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  11. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    Was taught syllable
    count for tail is two not
    one by old teacher.
     
  12. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Fancy Title Here

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Why? Because rivals?
    Pshh. We were out-voiced at cup.
    Need to cheer as one.
     
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  13. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    What was there to cheer?
    Clark gaffe and crap ref do not
    justify capos
     
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  14. Kyle Crew

    Kyle Crew Member+

    Feb 23, 2013
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Why have Nordecke then?
    Its supporters section yeah?
    Means support always.
     
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  15. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    Why were we out cheered
    was the question. It's because
    the team was hopeless.
     
  16. Kyle Crew

    Kyle Crew Member+

    Feb 23, 2013
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    support means support
    if dont wanna support, cool
    go other section

    if team sucks, support
    only want support good team?
    I hear Barca good
     
  17. ZipSix

    ZipSix BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 20, 2000
    Boston, MA
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    STOP RUINING MY
    HAIKU THREAD WITH YOUR CAPO
    TAKES. #STICK TO SOCCER!
     
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  18. Hamburgler03

    Hamburgler03 BigSoccer Supporter

    Aug 31, 2000
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I know Kaiser Kraut
    You sir are no Kaiser Kraut
    It is not your thread
     
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  19. Kyle Crew

    Kyle Crew Member+

    Feb 23, 2013
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Bad caps etiquette
    Make haiku thread great again
    Save booze for DC
     
  20. Nostradumass

    Nostradumass BigSoccer Supporter

    Jun 5, 2007
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Haiku police here
    Hashtag has two syllables
    Haiku rules broken
     
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  21. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    Must support equate
    to having capos? Not all
    will agree with this.

    Barca is dog crap
    Diving whining cheaters are
    not why I love game
     
  22. 614life

    614life Member

    Jul 7, 2013
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    I'm a haiku-po
    Stop reading other haikus
    Only mine matter
     
  23. KHT_Crew

    KHT_Crew Member+

    Mar 29, 2003
    Queen City, OH
    Summer turns to Fall;
    Chill wind blows out Winter's call.
    How long until Spring?
     
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  24. 614life

    614life Member

    Jul 7, 2013
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nineteen ninety six
    A love affair had begun
    But now it is done
     
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  25. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    DeWine drops the bomb
    FratAss and Garber squirming
    makes puttputt happy
     

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