Official Crew Haiku

We really suck bad.
This shit season is over
Too bad hang was right

 

Win by 2, I Say.
Each game that's always my vote.
No Grouchy points yet

 

Dos a Cero soon
Mapfre sees massive beatdown
of El Tri *****

 

Yay! Dos a Cero
It's happening tomorrow
Yanks shall rule the day

 

Who is that girl?
Why don't I have one of those?
Oh, there's the mirror.

 

Posers or hosers?
MLS Cup sucks this year
Vegas is more fun

 

The MLS Draft
Their names will soon be Googled
And then forgotten

 

The MLS Draft,
Once a finely crafted drink,
Now like a Zima.

 

How offseason posts,
Fill me with hope for '17!
Rose tinted glasses!

 

Which really are broken
With tape on the bridge
And no one to blame

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Mix likes poetry.
Poetry does not like Mix
Is this how it's done?

 

ForColumbus GONE!
The sweet glorious return
of the Banana!

 

Maybe Mix himself will grace this thread with his presence. Hes on Big Soccer, ya know.

 

Post, you did not do,
Five, seven, five syllables.
Go back. Do it right.

 

I went ahead and
fixed that for you because I'm
awesome like that don't you know.

 

Someone is named Mix
Is this a joke or something?
Parents must hate him

 

"Put me in!" said Mix
But coach Vieira said "Nix!"
Poetry suffers

 

He beats poetry
When he tries beat poetry;
Mix versus the world.

 

Zima comeback on
Internets have the info
Hipsters bring it back

 

Crewsmas is looming
old hatred does not die out
piss on Chicago

 

Fi-errrr! Fi-errr! Fi-
KNOCK THAT REPETITIVE SHIT OFF!!
So damn annoying

 

.....only in my dreams
Who will give Krypto free beer?
Good luck this season