Songs for England

Discussion in 'USA Men: Fans & Travel' started by Maxheadroom, Dec 16, 2009.

  1. eapleitez

    eapleitez Member

    Jun 29, 2008
    Bakersfield
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Wow, what a wet blanket. This is all for fun. No one here is gonna pick fights.
     
  2. I thought this was kinda funny ... if there's an issue, take it up with the authors!

    From the book Soccernomics, by Kuper and Szymanski

    Why England Loses and Others Win; or Beaten By a Dishwasher

    When England flies to South Africa for the World Cup, an ancient ritual will start to unfold. Perfected over England's fourteen previous failures to win the World Cup away from home, it follows this pattern:

    Phase 1: Pretournament - Certainty that England will win the World Cup

    Phase 2: During the tournament, England meets a former wartime enemy

    Phase 3: The English conclude that the game has turned on one freakish piece of bad luck that could only happen to them.

    Phase 4: Moreover, everyone else cheated.

    Phase 5: England is knocked out without getting anywhere near lifting the Cup

    Phase 6: The day after elimination, normal life resumes.

    Phase 7: A scapegoat is found.

    Phase 8: England enters the next World Cup thinking it will win it.
     
  3. Yeah, because English fans of club and country have SUCH a wonderful heritage of mixing well with opposing fans. :rolleyes:
     
  4. Devil_78

    Devil_78 Member

    May 7, 2001
    Kashiwazaki, Japan
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    Here in Japan, we do. Mainly because the idiots that have, in the past, ruined our reputation, could not afford to fly out here! Leaving Japan to experience the proper fans! I live in Niigata, and out of all the fans that passed through here, its England that are remembered most fondly.

    I expect South Africa to be the same.
     
  5. hail columbia

    hail columbia New Member

    Dec 2, 2006
    New Jersey,U.S.
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The "USA" chant just needs an overhaul....it shouldn't be done slow and robotic...but it should be chanted faster with some rythym,almost like a song.
     
  6. Cool Hand Luke

    Cool Hand Luke Member+

    Aug 13, 2008
    Austin Texas
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I think, if people can apply their drunken enthusiasm to that chant, they can damn well apply it to memorizing a song with 4, dare I say 5 words in it, rather than 1 or 2.
     
  7. LiverAndPineapple

    May 7, 2008
    I agree, it depends on the situation but it can be sung both ways. The four verse version or the countdown version. Either way, this is a terrific chant. You can also substitute Red Coats for soldiers if you want.

    There were 10 British soldiers on the hill
    There were 10 British soldiers on the hill
    There were 10 British soldiers
    10 British soldiers
    There were 10 British soldiers on the hill

    And the Continental Army shot 'em down
    And the Continental Army shot 'em down
    And the Continental Army
    The Continental Army
    And The Continental Army shot 'em down

    There were no British soldiers on the hill
    There were no British soldiers on the hill
    There were no British soldiers
    No British soldiers
    There were no British soldiers on the hill

    Cause the Continental Army shot 'em down
    Cause the Continental Army shot 'em down
    Cause the Continental Army
    The Continental Army
    The Continental Army shot 'em down
     
  8. Marko72

    Marko72 Member+

    Aug 30, 2005
    New York
    You know I'm with you on this, but it could be worse. We don't sing the entirety of "You'll Never Walk Alone," either...
     
  9. Angelo1405

    Angelo1405 Member

    Mar 25, 2008
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yes.
     
  10. harry krischner

    harry krischner New Member

    May 17, 2010
    Here's a few I've been working on:

    Posh Spice a beauty....
    She has a nice tan.....
    but when she's shagging Beckham...
    She thinks of Donavan.........

    OR

    Posh Spice a beauty...
    She has a friend named Scarey....
    but when she's shagging beckham.....
    she's thinking of John Terry........

    ANOTHER

    When the Yanks come marching in again...HU_RAH Hu-rah
    When the Yanks coming marching in again HU-Rah Tah-Dah
    If the Yanks didn't come marching in.....
    Then you'd be speaking German.....
    And we'll all feel gay when the Yanks come Marchin in.
     
  11. harry krischner

    harry krischner New Member

    May 17, 2010
    More songs:

    Sung to "Cielito Lindo"

    Aye Aye Ayeeeeeee
    He took a diiiive
    He flopped on the pitch like a little Brit bitch
    and the ref gave him a free kick.

    Also along with diving

    (to Ring around the rosie)

    Ring around the rosie
    he's just a bloody poser
    A**HOLE A**HOLE
    He just fell down!!!
     
  12. A Hugh Jass

    A Hugh Jass Member

    Nov 15, 2009
    Myrtle Beach
    Club:
    Fulham FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    americans dont say bloody
     
  13. LiverAndPineapple

    May 7, 2008
    If he scores...

    Suuuu-per Super Stu
    Suuuu-per Super Stu
    Suuuu-per Super Stu
    Super Stuart Holden


    If he makes a save...

    Suuuu-per Super Tim
    Suuuu-per Super Tim
    Suuuu-per Super Tim
    Suuuu-per Timmy Howard
     
  14. LiverAndPineapple

    May 7, 2008
    I still think that London Bridge one is the best of the bunch...


    Mrs. Bridge is going down
    Going down, going down
    Mrs. Bridge is going down
    On John Terry
     
  15. hail columbia

    hail columbia New Member

    Dec 2, 2006
    New Jersey,U.S.
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Just chant "SOCCER" very loudly for a very long time.
     
  16. Cool Hand Luke

    Cool Hand Luke Member+

    Aug 13, 2008
    Austin Texas
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    "Oy! Is Footbawl yu dozy twit! Damn Yank know sheet-all bout' footbawl!"
     
  17. Chastaen

    Chastaen Member+

    Alavés
    Jul 9, 2004
    Winnipeg
    Club:
    Aston Villa FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I get that a lot on the EPL boards, I always respond with "You mean two different countries call the same thing by a different word...when did this start?"
     
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  18. dnyce

    dnyce New Member

    Brighton & Hove Albion FC
    United States
    Jan 19, 2010
    Club:
    Fulham FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    This is not specific to England, but an idea of using the bridge for Jay Z's 'Run This Town'... Let me know what you think.

    - Life's a game but it's not fair
    - Victory is in the air
    - USA is here to fight
    - We're gonna run this town tonight (or instead of town use team playing against)

    How can we get this to catch on...

    D
     
  19. bcsoccer05

    bcsoccer05 New Member

    Oct 22, 2009
    pittsburgh
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

    hilarious
     
  20. Devil_78

    Devil_78 Member

    May 7, 2001
    Kashiwazaki, Japan
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    Well, we could get into a whole discussion on the history of the word soccer growing out of association football, but there are other threads for that.

    Surely you can come up with something more original than just shouting "Soccer" all night?
     
  21. Cool Hand Luke

    Cool Hand Luke Member+

    Aug 13, 2008
    Austin Texas
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Chanting soccer, over and over again, during a match would be original. It would also be lame and stupid, not that the guy who proposed it was actually serious.
     
  22. Devil_78

    Devil_78 Member

    May 7, 2001
    Kashiwazaki, Japan
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    I'd go with lame and stupid. I understand he was not being too serious, but please! A nation with some of the best songwriters in multiple genres of music, and that is the best some people can do!
     
  23. Cool Hand Luke

    Cool Hand Luke Member+

    Aug 13, 2008
    Austin Texas
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I'll call Dylan and see if he's got any ideas.
     
  24. SnakeEyes

    SnakeEyes Member

    Oct 7, 2001
    The heyyyyyy part after would work too.

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag4A0yBrGEY"]YouTube- USMNT Run This Town Chant World Cup 2010[/ame]
     
  25. SnakeEyes

    SnakeEyes Member

    Oct 7, 2001
    Good idea. His best songs are when they are covered by other people.
     

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