[Stogey23]

http://www.mural.com/deportes/articulo/347947/

AltaVista Translation:
Guadalajara, Mexico (10 February 2004). - Nobody puts in doubt the soccer quality of the American forward Landon Donovan, nevertheless, Monday to noon demonstrated that its quality as person leaves much to be desired. For number 10 of the equipment of the United States, it was easier to put itself to tinkle within the field of the Jalisco Stage that to lower to the vestidor, which was to a few meters of where the ram made its grace. The fact happened during the recognition of the field of the Jalisco on the part of the American picture. In a while in that Donovan pretended to fasten the stiffnesses of its shoes to a side of the shrubs that are in one of the bands of the game land, simply lowered the front part of its pantaloncillos and began to tinkle in the field, being left to see the little education on which the captain of the set of the United States counts. The forward, after demonstrating that the fact to come from a country of first world is not synonymous of civic culture or education, simple and simply I rise to continue with the route which they did on grama of the twice mundialista one, Jalisco Stage. This without a doubt dims to the American delegation, which in appearance habia had an impeccable behavior during which estadia in Guadalajara goes of his.

[puddleduck]

"where the ram made its grace"

God, I love Babble Fish.

Landon and DMPee now have something else in common.

All we need now is for Convey to get in on the act and "The Golden Boys" is sure to win the nickname thread.

[guamster]

Originally posted by Stogey23
http://www.mural.com/deportes/articulo/347947/

AltaVista Translation:
Guadalajara, Mexico (10 February 2004). -

The forward, after demonstrating that the fact to come from a country of first world is not synonymous of civic culture or education, simple and simply I rise to continue with the route which they did on grama of the twice mundialista one, Jalisco Stage. This without a doubt dims to the American delegation, which in appearance habia had an impeccable behavior during which estadia in Guadalajara goes of his.

Can someone translate this part of the "translation" for me?

[afgrijselijkheid]

Originally posted by puddleduck
"where the ram made its grace"

God, I love Babble Fish.

Landon and DMPee now have something else in common.

All we need now is for Convey to get in on the act and "The Golden Boys" is sure to win the nickname thread.

LMAO!

[peledre]

No big deal Beasley did that in Korea (in front of a lot of ppl no less). If you gotta go, you gotta go. I think it's kind of funny actually. "I've taken a knee" before on the field.

[chelodelgado]

Somebody is getting urine-bombed. HAHAHA

[lplaksina]

A whizz on the field pales in comparison to the sea of dirty diapers that "pissed mexicans" leave in every parking lot in southern cal.
convey's next bm will truly anoint these 3 as the "golden boys".

[Adam Zebrowski]

obviously, the mexican media was impressed by his ram...

they hadn't ever seen anything like it

[CarlosE]

Originally posted by Stogey23
http://www.mural.com/deportes/articulo/347947/
Donovan pretended to fasten the stiffnesses of its shoes to a side of the shrubs .

I wonder to what "stiffness" the translator is referring.

[Ringo]

this is cute listening to mexicans cry about somebody else's lack of class. where was the outcry for the 'Osama' chants or the bags of piss that they throw at our players.
god bless the hypocrites.