Hey newbie - that is the nature of the Crew board. So, please, pick your jaw off the floor and get your hand out of your pants, and try, if you can, not to look like a five year old who just walked in on his parents doing it.
jaw off the floor? hand in my pants? I'm not exactly sure what you're picturing over there but all I said was that this took a strange turn not that I was shocked or anyway into any of this. No need for ya to get all super aggressive over there.
Sorry ladies, but I had to shave. 1. I could haul a gallon of water in my beard. 2. I could have food on my face for hours at a time and never know it. 3. After the KC game, i saw the pathetic excuses going around as playoff beards and felt bad for you all. 4. i can have another playoff beard equal to most again by Thursday.
Any new beard is not the original. If we lose, I blame you. I never thought you would be the one to quit.
Serious dilemma here guys: Do I leave the playoff beard intact, or shave it so that I can don full war paint for Thursday night?
or stick to the burly man theme and where a black and yellow plaid shirt.. while holding an axe! hmm... axe might be too much, but it would keep f*re fans away.
Although, if anyone could get an axe into the stadium, it'd be me. But I did just shave the head, so now I'm rockin' the Jeff Bridges Iron Man look. The Dude abides.
Poor form! All-together now: "You fucked up! You fucked up! You fucked up!" Agreed. If you wash your lucky socks, you cannot re-dirty them to regain the luck. You need to glue those luck-filled hairs back to your face post-haste!
I think it would be okay for Junior, my wife and the other ladies growing playoff beards to neatly trim them in preparation for the final. Then they and some of us can ejnoy a smooth shave.