[The Double]

Seeing as how traffic is slow here, and we don't really have established trollers, here you go.


Unedited.
Unrestricted.
Nothing is out of bounds.


Make fun of teams, players, other posters, etc.


My gift to you, and tell your friends. Lets see how far we can get this with just pure, old-fashioned hatred.


And if any of you ********ers call me out, I will stop at nothing to make sure you are made to look like a little schoolgirl. Muhahahaha.


WilliamIreland Sucks.

Giggs sucks.

Old Man Clan really sucks.

Leeds Sucks.

Yorkie Sucks.

Fat Clark sucks.

Prenn definetly sucks.

Newcastle Brown is amazing.

Corn Bread.........Ain't Nothing wrong with that, yo.
In short, all of you besides Corn Bread sucks.


Discuss.

[Prenn]

Spurs are *#*#*#*#?

[The Double]

To tired to code in shit?

Yawn.

Remind me again, who was the one that was too chicken shit to bet avatars when the match was at the Lane?

[billyireland]

Arsenal are the biggest bunch of dirtbags. That's all the fuheads have going for them.

Sol Campbell is a cuntbag who would rape his little sister to make 10 extra pounds at the end of the day.

Martin Keown is a mutant - once a half decent player, now a joke who has to restort to pulling jerseys like Yorkie does birds, but hey - he did give us the Premiership last season.

Ashley Cole is a twat. "A young Roberto Carlos" somebody once said - Roberto Carlos couldn't defend a Jew up for WW2 war crimes, but yet he looks like Nesta when you compare him to Ashley Cole. You wish you had Wayne Bridge or John O'Shea

Lauren is the next generation of filth, pushing & spitting at players when they miss penalties. Always up to dirty tricks, then bitching about them when he is caught.

Vieira is a walking red card. He doesn't have the magic that Keane does, and is not half the leader of Keane, either.

Parlour is one of the biggest piles of shit going. Yet the Romford Reject gets his time on the field because Arsneal have such a horrible lack of depth.

Pires: And you call Ruud a diver?

Jeffers: And YOU CALL RUUD A DIVER!?

Wiltord: 15 millions pound of crap. Arsene Wanker saw his own Solsjkaer. Instead he got his own Poborsky.

Then, of course, there's Wenger. He's got his sweets, he's got his cheeky smile, but he's got no glasses. Take a look around Arse, you're denial has made you a laughing stock!

Hey, Liverpools... hiw's about stringing together 5 straight wins for a change? My many thanks to Heskey for the win last week... it's going in, it's going in... Heskey gets a touch... WIDE! I hope Carragher's leg gets crushed by a steamroller the day he gets out of hospital.

Don't worry Double, Spurs are going to finish fourth and get through to the champions league. of course by then robots will have replaced footballers and Japan will be the new Brazil.

Man Citeh... can't slag them off, they're just so massive

And oh yes... for playing for Citeh.. HAALAND DEFINITELY DESERVED IT!

[The Double]

Say, how are the Oirish doing in Euro Qualifying?

[OPArsenal]

Four surgeons are taking a coffee break: 1st surgeon says "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." 2nd surgeon says "Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order." 3rd surgeon says "Try electricians, man! Everything inside them is colour coded." 4th surgeon says "I prefer Man U fans. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and arses are interchangeable.

What does The Double use for birth control?

His personality.

Originally posted by billyireland
Arsenal are the biggest buch of dirtbags. That's all the fuheads have going for them.

1. I'm sorry, but who's in first place?
2. What the flyin' ******** is a "fuhead?"
3. Shut your cockholster, fagggot.

Alex Ferguson is a drunken Sweaty who can't tell his ass from a hole in the ground. He has managed to waste United's youth system. Way to go, ********!

Hey, William. Come back when United are in 2nd place, OK? Maybe then we'll let you eat at the big people table...

[billyireland]

Man U are in 3rd... it's okay, you all know we'll still win it - just like you did last year. Faceit, Man U are just warming up, after Christmas we're just unstoppable.

I cannot say if SAF knows his arse from a hole in the ground or not, but he is the best manager in EPL history, and has brought us 8 of the last 11 championships... and European success (it feels good, before you ask).

Messed up our youth system? Wasn't he responsible from perhaps the best youth group of all time (the Giggs group)... Ryan Giggs, David Beckham, Paul Scholes, Gary Neville, Phil Neville, Nicky Butt & Keith Gillespie (he used to be good). For a few years there was no need to bring players up, now we have Fletcher, Richardson, Pugh, etc. Don't forget Wes Brown & John O'Shea. TRY to compare Arsenals youth players in the last 10 years to that, just try.

So we (Ireland) ********ed up in a relatively easy group... I honestly didn't care too much at the end, it almost put a smile on my face, because of Keane being kicked out of the WC team after being THE reason we made it there. Kerr has full established himself as a very good manager, and we have some of the best youngsters we have had in 20 years coming through right now... sowe're really on the up.

Seriously though, Tottenham will do the double over Arsenal someday. They'll also win the EPL someday. Pigs will also fly someday.

[The Double]

Originally posted by That guy who doesn't have any original shmack so he uses Junior High jokes


What does [insert anybody's name here] use for birth control?

His personality.

You need to work on your material.

[Clan]

"Old man Clan"...wtf?

Thats the second time i've seen you type that.

[billyireland]

Originally posted by Clanblue
"Old man Clan"...wtf?

Thats the second time i've seen you type that.

It's because his mommy told him you're his daddy... you're his "old man".