(sarcasm) I sure am glad I stepped up to announce pairings, etc. for this year's Champions League. (/sarcasm)
I got the worst score in the whole league!

I made too many changes - outsmarted myself, then left Diallo on my bench. What an idiot I am - my second straight year choking upon arrival.
Oh, well - on to the rest of the league, where some surprises await...
A: Wolf Riders 50:44 High Plains Ballers
A: Firefanz 45:34 Al Ataque VI
B: Riverndell Wednesday 40:28 Relegation Rangers
B: Blackbullet 27:44 \_o_/
C: MOAV 31:40 Grainger Rebels
C: The Holy Knights 47:49 Rubio Begonias
D: Beggar 54:57 Machina
D: Hyde Park Rangers 47:32 Abracadabra
E: Pox 24:6 Mpasi Monene
E: Top Shelf 38:16 Maestro FC
Tom Weible's overall leader beggar scores 54 points.... AND LOSE!
Group Standings:
A: Firefanz (3 pts, +11 GD), Wolf Riders (3 pts, +6), High Plains Ballers (0 pts, -6), Al Ataque VI (0 pts, -11)
B: \_o_/ (3 pts, +17), Rivendell Wednesday (3 pts, +12), Relegation Rangers (0 pts, -12), Blackbullet (0 pts, -17)
C: Grainger Rebels (3 pts, +9), Rubio Begonias (3 pts, +2), The Holy Knights (0 pts, -2), MOAV (0 pts, -9)
D: Hyde Park Rangers (last year's co-champion, btw) (3 pts, +15), Machina (3 pts, +3), beggar (0 pts, -3), Abracadabra (0 pts, -15)
E: Top Shelf (3 pts, +22), Pox (3 pts, +18), Mpasi Monene (0 pts -18), Maestro FC (0 pts, -22)