[OPArsenal]

Post those jokes about the clubs you love to hate. Here's one to start:

Four surgeons are taking a coffee break: 1st surgeon says "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." 2nd surgeon says "Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order." 3rd surgeon says "Try electricians, man! Everything inside them is colour coded." 4th surgeon says "I prefer Man U fans. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and arses are interchangeable."

[DevilDave]

I'm sure John Boy won't mind my repeating this quick one from the WBA forum...

What's the difference between Wolves and a toothpick?

Most toothpicks have two points.

[OPArsenal]

[soccerchick584]

Originally posted by DevilDave
I'm sure John Boy won't mind my repeating this quick one from the WBA forum...

What's the difference between Wolves and a toothpick?

Most toothpicks have two points.

LOL

[DevilDave]

I guess we now have to amend the joke...

What do Wolves and a toothpick have in common?

[John Boy]

Not at all DD..


Doing the rounds at the moment...


When do Wolves kick off?

Every twenty minutes

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The truth about the Premiership Rape Allegations is that the victims are Wolves, as they are being unwillingly fcuekd every week

[Motterman]

A Sunday League football team is desperate for players. So desperate in fact that one Sunday they are forced to play a chicken. Rather surprisingly the chicken has a brilliant first half. One minute it's clearing off its own line, the next threading the perfect through ball, the next putting in a perfect cross.

At half time all its team-mates are very pleased and everyone runs back onto the pitch for the second half.

On the way the ref starts chatting with the chicken.

"Great first half mate, you must be really fit".

"Thanks", replied the chicken, "I try to keep myself fit but its difficult finding the time so I try to do an hour in the gym each morning before work".

"What do you do then?" asked the ref.

"I'm a chartered accountant" replies the chicken.

At this point the ref immediately brandishes the red card and sends the chicken off. The bemused team-mates gather round the ref and start complaining.

"Sorry lads", says the ref, "I had no choice - Professional fowl".

[Desigol]

What's the staple diet of Prawns?

Man United Fan Sandwiches.

What's the difference between a Spurs fan and a Bucket of s**t?

The Bucket.

[The Double]

Originally posted by Desigol

Duh, What's the difference between a [Insert any team's fans here]and a Bucket of s**t?

The Bucket.

[soccerchick584]

Originally posted by Desigol
What's the staple diet of Prawns?

Man United Fan Sandwiches.

What's the difference between a Spurs fan and a Bucket of s**t?

The Bucket.

I'm loving these jokes... especially the Spurs ones.