[tigerdave]

As you were, gents.

[ToonUSA]

Why no Shay Given option?

[Russell1892]

Alan Shearer would blatantly cane both of them... even with his hands tied behind his back while giving vague answers to if he was interested in the Newcastle manager's job.

Check out his moves....

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Chuck would piss his pants and end up with UMBRO indented across his forehead.

[JaredSS07]

Why ToonUSA should join Facebook...

[mplsTOON]

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.

Chuck Norris can speak braille.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris can create a rock so heavy that even he can't lift it. And then he lifts it anyways, just to show you who Chuck Norris is.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

Chuck Norris hates those who speak against Chuck Norris and post lame Chuck Norris Jokes and prefers to kill them all with one swing of his fist. The fist that hides in Chuck Norris's Beard....

[ToonUSA]

Originally Posted by JaredSS07

Why ToonUSA should join Facebook...

Cheeky ploy Jared...

[BayernWake]

The "EURO 2008: HAI ROMANIA" facebook group has 1643 members.

ToonUSA, you could be the 1644th!

[Dirt McGirt]

Alright I'm on Facebook and wasted 5 hrs of the workday yesterday messing around with it. Now that wouldn't be a problem usually except I'm ********ing self employed!!

[Russell1892]

Ah well at least the boss can't find out. TigerDave looks a lot younger than I thought he would - that was my biggest surprise from joining the bigsoccer group. It was only after I joined that I realised I joined a group for a discussion board... so probably not much was going to happen.

[tigerdave]

Originally Posted by Russell1892

Ah well at least the boss can't find out. TigerDave looks a lot younger than I thought he would - that was my biggest surprise from joining the bigsoccer group. It was only after I joined that I realised I joined a group for a discussion board... so probably not much was going to happen.

That's like a three-month old picture too.