[Skizz]

http://www.bigsoccer.com/forum/showt...554153&page=28

This comes from something my friend said to a girl who, well, wasn't blessed in the boobage area. When drunk, he asked her the simple question "if you didn't have feet, would you still wear socks?" She replied no, obviously, to which he then retorted "why are you wearing a bra then?"

I don't think I've laughed so much in my life. Anyway, waffle away!

[Footfield119]

Yum.

[appleCORR7]

Oh god that is terrible Bigg! ... but funny! hahaha!

appleCORR

[Devil500]

Yes I would.

I'm also very tired from a f*cking terrible game by my team and well getting crazy with some of the smoke bombs that went off and well the security being jacks. I still hate our manager

[cjump]

lucky it was just 1-0.

[Case]

haha, I haven't heard a better story since a girl I worked with ragged on my mates girl (who she knew from skool) coz there was a "flat-a-kate, flat-a-kate, bakers man, bake her some buns..." song....

Cruelty is often the best humour!!!

Today was one of those "immoral victories", well, hollow, we were defn the favs, got beat the F out of but still never REALLY looked like losing. It's been a long time since a won hurt felt this bad!


Mebe West Ham cudn't afford to buy their new kit afterall, after Tevez & Mascherano collected their weekly backhander....

Posh looks like she always does, all things being equal u wud. Im not feelin Becks new look either, but our resident meterosexual R&W seems to think he looks like the Timberlake, and from what girls tell me this isn't the worst thing for a middle-aged man

[Dr.Phil]

bigg your friend is a funny guy

what did she say after that

[Skizz]

What could she say? She sat there while we were cracking up, said "your out of order" and stayed there looking pissed off until we decided to put her out of her misery and go to another bar

[kaitster]

So has anyone here played:

Eternal Darkness (gamecube)
Silent Hill 1234 (ps/2)
Resident Evil 1234 (uh, I think it's on n64, ps, and wii?)

Please elaborate on said gaming experience. :]

I've just been reading up on Eternal Darkness, which sounds cool as hell... and wanted to know what people thought about the others like it.

[red & wite army]

Originally Posted by Case

Im not feelin Becks new look either, but our resident meterosexual R&W seems to think he looks like the Timberlake, and from what girls tell me this isn't the worst thing for a middle-aged man

Looking like Timberlake is definitely not a good thing from what I've heard and by my very important opinion.

I've been tagged a 'gentleman' by many of my lady friends, but I was anything but it in the Adidas shop tonight. The woman helping me didn't know the difference between any of the boots, namely the Absolados and Absolutes, and everytime I asked her a legitimate question, she looked at me questionably and said with atttitude, "No!" I ended up slamming the Copa I had in my hand back in the box, as I said, "********ing idiot" and then I walked past the salesman at the door and shook my head and said "What a useless fvk she is!" I've never felt like slapping a salesperson in my life so much before. I can deal with her knowing nothing, but she was looking for trouble by treating me like the numb skull.