[Jthunder]

How will Viduka go at Newcastle?
What do people think?

[mplsTOON]

Originally Posted by Jthunder

How will Viduka go at Newcastle?

He'll go with his feet, and his heed every now and then.

I think he'll do very well, he fits in and can play well off of Owen or Oba (if they stay) and provided he stays fit he'll score a few goals. That is if we keep the ice cream trucks at both ends as incentive for him to score.

[Boro_lad]

He will get crocked on international duty, then will play 15 games per season tops, see out his contract and then retire.

[RonnieWhelan]

Originally Posted by Jthunder

How will Viduka go at Newcastle?
What do people think?

Very Slowly. An overweight waste of space. Only plays when interested. He won't score many goals as he'll basically be Fat Sams next Kevin Davies- a battering ram.

[mplsTOON]

Originally Posted by RonnieWhelan

Very Slowly. An overweight waste of space. Only plays when interested. He won't score many goals as he'll basically be Fat Sams next Kevin Davies- a battering ram.

hence the ice cream trucks behind the goals at both ends...

[j.fisher]

He'll play well enough in my opinion. But without that potential contract hanging out there, I doubt he'll be a huge boost to Newcastle.

[Wezza]

Originally Posted by RonnieWhelan

Very Slowly. An overweight waste of space. Only plays when interested. He won't score many goals as he'll basically be Fat Sams next Kevin Davies- a battering ram.

Wow, aren't you full of it?

He'll be great. Probably the best striker in their team i'd say. 4th top goal scorer last season in a team that wasn't exactly setting the world on fire.

[Nip/Tuck]

He'll go fine.

His goals/minutes ratio was as good/better than basically everyone's last season.

[Boro_lad]

Verticle stripes are not as flatering as a horizontal one. He will be so self concious he will not be able to perform!

[mplsTOON]

Originally Posted by Boro_lad

Verticle stripes are not as flatering as a horizontal one. He will be so self concious he will not be able to perform!

Good gracious what kind of tripe is that. Let me guess: you also consider it appropriate to wear crocheted hot pants with sandals and black socks yeah?

Everyone, including Fat Toon fans on level 7 knows that vertical stripes and black actually is slimming and horizontal stripes make you fat.

It will do wonders for his self esteem. That and the air is a lot cleaner Tyneside as well...