It's Paper Bag Time

That really isn't EmbraTSu though. That's more hiding from it.

EmbraTSu is sitting back and laughing at the comedy playing out before our very eyes.

Torres with two more horrible plays leading to two more goals, losing to FC Dallas in the 93rd minute = my version of the Office and Scrubs. Funny stuff.

 

Some people have mentioned wearing TFC Cunny jerseys for July 4. I'll certainly cheer for all his goals against us.

 

I only blame Torres on the obvious one. The second was a pretty outstanding play by Buddle. The guy has shown he has had that talent over the past few years, just not consistently.

 

I'm going to bring a sign that reads something to the effect: I'll trade Cunningham for Kreis, or I love Cunningham, or Please score on us Jeff.

Man that trade was worse then Cunningham for Mathis.

 

How about some t-shirts with the keystone cops graphic that Phathead posted in the LA thread?

 

T-shirt nothing, we need the whole outfit:

 

Who still has paper grocery bags?

Harmon's?

 

I think Target might, but I could be completely wrong.

 

I think they do but they say harmon's all over them.

 

Why hide your shame people. Wear it like a badge of honor!

 

I can put stickers over the Harmon's logos.

Or then there's this school of thought:

-I am embarrassed to be an RSL fan.

-I am not embarrassed to shop at Harmon's or Target.

Do we all want to meet in the same section? Or do we want to scatter around the stadium? I spend most of my time at RSL games at the Bouncy House.

Or I could probably manage to turn the bag inside out without tearing it.

 

Let me know when and where you are doing it and I will make sure we get some photos....

 

But who wants to put a Target on their head?

 

Maybe we should give the target bags to our forwards... then maybe... just maybe...

 

I've got $5 for the first person to wear their paper bag at the game AND get it signed by one of the players/coaches.

 

I bet you can get Cunny to sign it on July 4th....

 

I like plastic over paper. Because the plastic can blur the game for you, so you can still see splotches of beige running around on green pastures, but you can't see how badly the team wants the #1 pick in the SuperDraft by their run of play.

 

are you really planning to cut holes in the paper bags? internal debate going on since last night has been about leaving the bag whole or cutting enough out to see the field . . .

see no evil . . .

 

If your going to do it, this is the week to do it against DC. Nationally televised game on FSC so your display might make it on the broadcast.

 

All right, let's cut the sh*t. Who is going to man up and support their team with a touch of the brown. And extra props for the first person to write "Aints' on the sack. After all, why dignify this mess by actually referring to the team while protesting.

 

Anyone know where to get a UPS uniform?

"What Can Brown Do For You?"

 

How about a number 9 TFC jersey with 'Kries' on back. Oh, what could have been…

I'm debating between a plastic sack or a bag made from hemp. The plastic sack would cause suffocation and would then at least put me out of my misery, but a bag made from hemp would be more environmentally friendly.

 

Instead of wearing a paper bag, from this point forward I'm wearing different non-RSL soccer shirts/jerseys (Blitzz, US Natl. team, World Cup, etc.) to the home matches until RSL wins a damned game. I've been following soccer for a long time before RSL came to town so fortunately I have a lot of such shirts as I might need all of them.

 

That sounds like a good idea to me. Even better, I think I will try to find all my old tournament shirts from 10 years ago. They may be way too small, but they will show what I think of RSLs play lately.